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The Annual Katie Mills Christmas Caption Special
I'm not going to stop this tradition, even if she's not been around for a few years.I've made Christmas Captions for Katie Mills for a number of years, specifically 2013, 2014, 2016, and 2018. I am not...
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Leaving Out a Nice Spread for Santa on Christmas Eve!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claus-trophobic!How could anyone be afraid of Santa after he gives you a gift like this? Who cares if he took a package away from you?Just don't...
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A Naughty .. And Nice .. Christmas Day For Everyone! Don't Judge Me!
A little bit of cheer for all my friends in the TG community and any other kink you have!I hope that this post finds you, your family and friends .. all blessed with good tidings and joy on this day...
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It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year .. April 15th?
Did Santa bring you what you wanted? You don't want to get bogged down in old receipts!Made this for Lacy about a week or so before Christmas. It obviously was inspired by the month in which it was...
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A Christmas Gift That Keeps on Giving .. or Receiving As Need Be!
They say it's better to give than receive ..Well, what about if you both give AND receive?!?I have a plethora of captions I've been working on over the last month or so. Right now, I've got 15 captions...
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It's True! America Runs on .. A Great Shift!
Towards the end of the year, there's nothing more refreshing than a POV caption!Made this one for Jay Seaver, who is a New Englander like myself. Therefore, I knew he'd have a background in the coffee...
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Dee's Got Something Cooking on New Year's Eve!
First of TWO captions for the New Year's holiday celebration. You're all invited to the party!Made this one for myself, and it ended up turning into a New Year's caption while I was writing it.I...
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Let's Get You Out of That Rut You've Been in .. For a Fulfilling Happy New...
Hare to believe people born in 1999 are going to be able to drink legally in 2020!I'm not sure what else I could possibly say at this point, as I will be entering my TENTH year having this blog! I...
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The Infiltrator! You'll Get More of the Same in 2020 .. And You'll LOVE It!
Who knew that getting to the top would require starting at the bottom? YOUR bottom!Made this for Rockneo back about 7 weeks ago, and then promptly forgot about it here on the blog. Creating a caption...
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Kate/David Asked for a Caption .. Dee Delivers a Caption! Hope Your Wife...
See, everyone! Being a commenter on this blog has it's privileges, doesn't it? Come inside!Well, over the holidays, I asked for people that wouldn't mind starring in a caption here on this blog, as I...
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Definitely Not the Gift Ron Wanted, but Maybe the Gift He Needed?
For once, a picture with the date stamped on it helps me out big time with a caption!Made this for Ron (RMP) and apparently I'm still under the spell of the Christmas Season. I guess it beats thinking...
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Mirror, Mirror, On the Floor .. I Have Questions!
And hopefully you have the answers! Come inside to help me analytically!Heh heh! I said, "ANAL!"Well, I have a few questions for people out there on the interwebz that come visit my blog, whether...
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Blue Balls to Picasso! Well, Perhaps Not Any More!
Might help if you took a class in art appreciation, but not necessary! Funny AND serious stuff inside!But you definitely don't need to understand at at every level, it's just a bit deeper chuckle if...
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The Only Thing to Fear Is .. Fear Smells Like Perfume to Your Sister!
Who is afraid of women's clothing? I guess it depends on whether you look good in them or not!Well, the start of this caption for Totalditz happens to be many guys fears I think. That they are going to...
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Happy Birthday to Jinny! A Plot of Your Own!
Nature or nurture? Why can't it be both!?! They certainly feed off each other.Well, this is a birthday caption for Jinny/ Unless someone REALLY wants a nasty one, I tend to go at least partially meta...
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The Retro "Back to the 80's" Prom Night for Wendy and Dee!
You're damn right I'm going to write myself a lesbian part in this caption! Damn skippy!And like peanut butter, her clam is going to stick to the roof of my mouth!I skipped my prom to go drinking in an...
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Dressing For the Career Path You Want!
It's why I go to work dressed like Catwoman every day!I think I've made a caption somewhat like this before. Will probably make another caption like in the future because it's a great idea. Especially...
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The Store Manager, The Lingerie Salesman, and His Wife
That's a lot of hosiery there on the couch! How many pairs of legs does Lacy have?Well, at least there's plenty enough of them to go around for everyone! Hopefully Lacy will share them with the rest of...
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This Should Be a Big Part of Every Football Player's Regimen!
I never understood why we were made to do this every day in high school sports programs!Honestly, I was in such good shape when I was a teenager. Didn't realize that until recently. Back in the day, I...
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Browsing Incognito Is Much Different Than Shopping Incognito!
Mentia Card .. Don't leave home without it! Recognized in a few kinky establishments!Well, I didn't want to give this to anyone, even though it looks pretty realistic, and I'm not quite sure the model...
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