Dee's Got Something Cooking on New Year's Eve!

First of TWO captions for the New Year's holiday celebration. You're all invited to the party!


Made this one for myself, and it ended up turning into a New Year's caption while I was writing it.

I originally started with this picture and the idea that it'd be fun to be a shorty that had trouble reaching the very ingredients I needed to change myself back into a guy. Perhaps the other person would try to keep me from changing back. But then I thought, what if I was just making a token effort to change back, just for appearance sake?

Went and used the lemons / lemonade like and kept writing.through to the eye or newt, all which I had planned from almost the very beginning. Originally I had cumin as the spice I was going to use.

Then I got to the orgasms line .. and I sort of got stuck. How exactly would I finish it? Then I figured that if *I* was enjoying being a girl, why wouldn't all my friends? So I decided to that I was going to be the best bartender EVAH! Then I looked and thought .. I mentioned citrus! If I make that limes and then cilantro .. I COULD be making guacamole! GENIUS! So I just changed things around a bit so that it would work. Why would I store fresh cilantro up in the top cupboard! HUSH or I'll turn you into a female New Year's Baby instead, OK? Maybe I was drying them out for extra flavor?

So I hoped you enjoyed this caption, and the one I will be posting tomorrow night will star .. YOU! The collective you, or should I say, each and every one of you can get their greatest wish .. although it might not be just exactly what you wanted. Sure you'll enjoy it anyway though!

This one and tomorrow night are both blog exclusives so please do comment down below. Also, I have some captions just awaiting recipients so perhaps if you wish me a happy new year, you could end up in a quickie of some sort! Leave a male and female name and I'll see what I can do!