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Blue Balls to Picasso! Well, Perhaps Not Any More!

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Might help if you took a class in art appreciation, but not necessary! Funny AND serious stuff inside!


But you definitely don't need to understand at at every level, it's just a bit deeper chuckle if you know a bit about art history. Which is probably one of the least useful college majors out there, right?

So yeah. I somehow managed to mix together a famous artist with menstrual commercials. Not that many women don't have Jackson Pollock works in their panties during the heavy parts of their cycle, but it does sound more like a post-modern art concept. Sometimes guys goof on Aunt Flo too much, and I think this caption proves that there is a limit to how much a woman can take!

People on the Haven seemed to get it for the most part. As I wrote in a follow up to Wendy's reply, "Just glad people are getting the whole Picasso - Blue Period AND the disjointed women's faces he did too - which pretty much sets up the zinger at the end. Or maybe only certain people understand it, and that makes it even more fun for them!"For me, the zinger is what actually makes the caption. Otherwise it's just a big menstrual joke and I like to think I'm a little bit MORE than just that. Still laugh at fart jokes, but I CAN be sophisticated too!

Please go to the last post with the mirror pussy and comment on my survey if you haven't yet. I could really use some of the information in a positive way I think, going forward with this blog. Also, feel free to comment here on this caption about what you thought of this 'artistic' creation.


I've referenced this song before. It's one of Bruce Dickinson's best songs outside of Iron Maiden. It's from Bruce's 2nd solo album, Balls to Picasso .. which is where I got the name of this caption.

I made a caption using this song in 2012, and referenced it as a bit of a life anthem for me. I'm not sure how far back most of you go here, but I discuss in the post HERE about being sexually abused as a child by a family member .. one who has since that post, passed on. Reading what I wrote then, I just had a legit cathartic cry, knowing that I've made peace with it. It's something you just have to let go of at some point in your life, and not let it cripple you. The whole concept of "Kintsugi" or "golden repair" where fixed pottery is mended with gold or silver mixed in, to show that repairs and flaws shouldn't be hidden, but that our scars are a big part of who we are, but that we aren't broken.

Sorry I ended up getting a bit emotional here at the end. I try to give people every side of me here, and it's what I'm feeling at the moment as I wrote this.

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