A callback caption over 12 years in the making! Well, maybe it's distant cousin?
Made this caption for Brittany, and it hearkens back to a caption I created for Robyn back in 2008. That was probably within the first 10 or so that I had ever made. After I wrote this one, I looked it up, and even made almost the same reference to "the five hole" in another hockey caption, which for those who don't follow the graceful brutal nature of Canada's national sport (Curling is FUN though!) the five hole is the spot between a goalies legs that shooters will try to score a goal upon. The other holes, Dee? You may be asking?
So now all the sissies out there can't say you don't know anything about hockey!
Anyway, I used some Canadian stereotypes. They're too nice to complain too much though. That isn't a Canadian myth, is it? Maybe I can have a few Hab Hotties wrestle me in maple syrup! It's not my fault that everything I know about Canada I learned from Bob and Doug McKensie! And I've made quite a few Canadian captions going way back! You can find more by clicking the "Canadian" keyword in the DEE-TAILS & ENTRAILS section in the right column. This will be the 14th!!!
And for those who don't know, back in the day before social media, virgins and geeks would often say that they had a Canadian girlfriend that explained why they weren't dating anyone in the area .. well at least that was what they said in movies and TV shows. And we all know THAT's real life!
Of course, I have lots of REAL Canadian girlfriends that visit my blog all the time. And they are the sexiest, sluttiest girls I know! I know what side my bread is buttered .. and topped with Canadian bacon! Mmmm, back bacon! Take off, you hosers!
This was my second exposure to Geddy Lee. The first was Kerry Von Erich, the wrestler, who came out to Tom Sawyer by Rush, which is still a bit of an acquired taste for me. I never really graduated from anything beyond their greatest hits. This song is still a beauty, eh?