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You Might Say that Kryptonite Was His Kryponite!
Don't pull the mask off the old, Lone Ranger, and you don't mess around with ... Dee!Well, not if you don't want to become feminized in a caption! It's a nice little quickie, and works especially well...
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Do you Remember Steffi Marie? How About Britney Shagwell?
.. and an update on what Steffi Marie has been up to these last few years!This was a caption I made for Steffi Marie back in 2013 for a contest she was running, She provided the picture, and I was...
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Just Needed to Sort Things Out!
You know, like the lingerie drawers, shoe racks, and how much closet space does Lacy get?!?I saw this picture and just KNEW I had something great to work with, and that Lacy would be a great recipient...
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It's Also Called the Sin Bin (In Case You Were Wondering!)
A callback caption over 12 years in the making! Well, maybe it's distant cousin?Made this caption for Brittany, and it hearkens back to a caption I created for Robyn back in 2008. That was probably...
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Who's Fucking Over Who?
Well, I have to do SOMETHING to get people to hit up my blog on Superb Owl Sunday!I mean, even the sissies that usually hit up my blog are going to either be watching the Superb Owl commercials, or...
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An Errant Click on Facebook Influences Your New Face!
This COULD be you .. if you are so lucky. Just don't break a nail pushing the keys too hard!Made this one for Licy, and I'm hoping she likes it. Haven't made one like this for her in quite some time....
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Don't Go In The Shower! Cue Up the Violins!
\Will you scream louder than Janet Leigh when the reveal happens?Found the picture the other day while looking for source pictures and came across this one .. which grabbed me right away and told me...
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She is Gritting 'Her' Teeth .. Bitchily!
I wonder if it's a good thing or not to be changed into a girl ALONG with all your friends!Yeah, there is that weird dynamic that isn't quite as prevalent with men, unless you're in a gym, or in high...
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The Rise of .. The Bench Awakens?
An official, bona-fide, boner-fide, bench universe caption too! In 2020!I promise I won't George Lucas the concept .. too much! I went back and looked at the caption, and the picture told me that it...
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Backstage at the Ballet Recital
Hubris isn't just the plural of hubri! Wait! It isn't? The other way around? NO?Sometimes it doesn't pay to be cocky. Especially when you are trying to appear like you don't have a cock! Ashlee learned...
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Ladybug! Ladybug! Fly Away Home!
It's just about Valentine's Day, so how about a .. Prom Caption? Well, it HAS a bench in it!Made this for Lacy, who is now a 2 time recipient of a bench caption, though some people might think there...
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A Change in Bathroom Plans .. Among Other Things!
So it's not a Valentine's Day caption in theory .. but there's a husband, a wife .. and yours truly!Wasn't going to post today on Valentine's but the GF is working second shift tonight, so why not whip...
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Do As I Say, and Everything Will Turn Out Fine .. For Me At Least!
The first caption I've made for the Karen with ONE 'A' in her name! Come on inside to see it!Though this most certainly could have been made for Kaaren too, but without the any sort of fighting on her...
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Urban Legends About Benches .. and Something on Proofreading!
It's all fun and games until people hear about the magic benches! For some, more fun than others!I had written this on Valentine's Day but didn't have a chance to post it until today. Since I made it,...
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Tiffany Irving .. Is Born to Lose!
.. but not if someone else can help it! Come inside to see why this is not QUITE a bench caption.Well, I mean, it *IS* a bench caption in the sense that the action is taking place on a bench. And maybe...
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Get In the Ring! One Hot (mo)MMA!
Maybe not a ring post in the future, but definitely some sort of pole!I was going back through my d'archives to find captions I hadn't posted yet so I could make sure they weren't lost. I do that...
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Your Wife Has a Good Eye for the Aesthetic Details!
Calvin isn't married .. yet! But you just never know! And neither does he!Well, this could be for anyone, and I left it so that anyone could picture themselves in that position, but I just loved the...
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She Had to Click On .. The Missing Link!
Oh my! I had to get super silly for this one. And anyone know what happened to Chelle?You have to read the caption first, or it'll be a complete spoiler problem for you! This caption is fresh as hell,...
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Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers .. But Whose Crying Now?
What possibly could this title be referring to? And a flashback caption from March of 2014!!Made this caption, and I had thought about giving it to someone, but there wasn't really a way to introduce...
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There Is No *I* in Style! But There's More Than two Eyes on Fashionistas!
Elise is back on the Haven, and looking as fashionable as possible whilst returning to us! I've missed Elise for a long time now, and I even found the comment I left on her blog about 5 years ago to...
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