Oh my! I had to get super silly for this one. And anyone know what happened to Chelle?
You have to read the caption first, or it'll be a complete spoiler problem for you! This caption is fresh as hell, as it's probably about 90 minutes from creation to posting here on the blog.
So, I had this picture saved for a few weeks now. I didn't modify it at all, other than enlarging it a bit, which helped what I was trying to get out of it even more.
As soon as I saw it, I thought to myself, "TG BIGFOOT!" Just the heels, and the way she walked, and also the composition of the photo, all washed out, and near the water. It even had a filter applied with the old school oval shadow. I just KNEW I could do something unique with it, and didn't dare change anything .. on a regular caption design, I would probably have cropped it a bit to bring her much more into focus for the story .. which is something that would have messed up the entire vibe I was going for with the plot. It's entirely perfect!
For those that don't know, cryptozoology is the study of folklore creatures that probably don't exist. There's a museum for them in New Hampshire, because, of course there is! They have exhibits on chupacabra, yeti, jersey devils, Loch Ness Monster, etc .. I figure that my explanation works just as well as any other as to why we haven't found any yet. They just blend in with us much better now!
It's a blog exclusive, so feel free to talk about it and groan about the ludicrous nature of the caption, or bask in the Playin Petra like feel to the story.
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I am hoping that Chelle is doing OK. She deleted her blog the other day, along with her email address. Wonder if it is one of those "binge and purge" cycles that many of us go through. That or she is fearful she's opened herself up too much online? You are always welcome here sweetie, and I do hope that are safe. Feel free to email me. The one I sent you today bounced back due to the deletion.
Oddly enough, Elise from the Haven has just reappeared after a 5 year or so hiatus. So at least I have a pantyhose lover coming back into my life, while unfortunately losing another. Maybe there is hope that Katie Mills comes back someday soon? We can always dream, can't we?
Clutch is/was such an underrated band. Never got the due they deserve. Very passionate fans though!