She'll never bite off more than she can chew, but she's got a sweet tooth for men!
Made this for Addie Klein, and it was another one of those, trying to get back into a groove, captions with a picture that I'd had saved for awhile, but hadn't done anything with. I don't usually like having guys in a caption, but I thought it was very pertinent to the story I wanted to tell.
It's a play on the whole, "women can have multiple orgasms, in the long haul" trope, which can be true, and I definitely played it up here. I always joked with my beloved that she fucked like a guy, in that she put everything she had into the first fuck, and would often fall asleep afterwards, snoring loudly. Not a bad way to do it, but I was so much better the second time around. The first time, I was in it for the stamina and to get as many orgasms for her as possible, then the encore was strictly a "lets get our rocks off!" pillar to post thrash-about. I definitely miss those days.
So this is a sexy, and fun caption. Nothing more, but I think it's plenty, though not for Addie! I think I'll offer an "Ask Me Anything" in the comment section extending through to Sunday. Post your queries below, and I'll reply as best I can! Or just chat up the caption .. or both!
Rest in Peace, Eddie Van Halen. I never thought he was the greatest of all time, but he probably got more people to pick up a guitar and start playing than EVH did. Horns and halos up!