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A Caption Made Just for You!
Come inside. I was just thinking about you!Made this back in January 2017, and it didn't get ONE single comment. Still doesn't have one. It started me on a bit of a jag where I stopped captioning for a...
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Victoria's Actual Secret!
Slip on something a bit more comfortable and come on in!Well, this caption was posted about 3 years ago around this same time, at the end of a long holiday weekend. I get 4 days off again this time,...
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I Can't Stop Being A Bitch!
Yeah, like I wasn't going to go .. THERE! Of course I went there. I just had to go there!Where is there? I don't know, but I will be there at some point real soon!I know the the Kentucky Derby is...
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Something Big Is Coming in The Rear View!
Dangerous curves ahead! Don't say I didn't warn you!Well, the genesis of the caption went like this .. Dee was sitting in front of the computer, and figured that she needed to make a new post, and she...
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Good Days, Bad Days, and Creature Comforts
It can be really hard to get motivated to do stuff, doubly so if you aren't comfortable ..I've been in a 'meh' state for over a week now. It's hard to move forward, when you don't necessarily want...
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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Sometimes life jumps out at you, with 'nair'y a chance for you to react! Let's not beat around the bush!When I saw this picture, I thought back to an early caption I made for Alexia, who was one of my...
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Picking Out the Right Personal Trainer
Yeah, she's a personal trainer .. but training you for what?What's wrong with the shape that you have? Well, maybe it's not what the person creating your workout wants you to look like! And that will...
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There's a Reason They Closed All of the Dressing Rooms!
Something for my recently returned sister in TG captioning crime .. Karen!I had something to post, but then I found another picture and went and captioned it right away, and I figured it might be...
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VR Is So Damn Realistic Now!
Just a standard TG caption, but it's for someone special who I miss dearly. Hey, Helena!I am hoping that Helena is doing better now. She went in for surgery in July to remove a blood clot so that she...
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Lacy's a Tall Drink of .. Potion!?!
 Well, you know the deal, don't you? Some things shrink more than others!Made this caption for Lacy, because the picture just shouted out to me that there was a story built into the photo already, and...
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I'll Give This Caption an "A" For Effort!
It's not often that I make an caption that seems so animated, yet lifelike!Yeah, read the caption first, and it helps if you are up on pop culture from the last 60 years or so, and the more you know,...
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A Voracious Lover ..
 She'll never bite off more than she can chew, but she's got a sweet tooth for men!Made this for Addie Klein, and it was another one of those, trying to get back into a groove, captions with a picture...
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What's Wrong Babe? You Keep Staring ..
Something seems slightly off kilter, don't you think? Come inside, and you'll find out why!Made this about a month ago, and it follows form of one of my favorite "tropes" and that is the being somewhat...
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Your Size Is Not Always a Plus!
Although it might be if you keep shopping at the same stores!Made this for Wendy, who I'm hoping will come back to the Haven soon. Think there was some sort of email issue that I am crossing my fingers...
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Benched .. for Halloween!
Yeah. Another bench story, which was inspired by a Kaaren comment. Thanks for being a muse!Sometimes, just requesting things from me, and if you do it all nicely and are dressed like a slut, or like a...
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Karen's Getting a Whole New Point of View!
A new point of view is just a point and click away!Made this with the intention of figuring out some new things on a new (for me) version of Photoshop .. which didn't go very well. You might be able to...
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Seek, and Ye Shall Find!
Is it really Hide and Seek if no one is actually looking for you? Figured I'd ask!Yeah, this is a bit of a silly caption, but I wanted to do something a bit whimsical, and not something you'd come...
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What Constitutes a Pleasant Autumn Weekend?!?
I guess it all depends on your point of view. What says you? C'mon inside and we'll discuss it!This is a quick little caption I made a week or two ago, with a picture I saw in some random posting...
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This Is Halloween! Halloween! Pumpkins SCREAM in the Dad of Night!
Boys and girls of every age .. Wouldn't you like to see something strange? Pop culture awaits!Yes, there is a typo in the title, but I liked it so much, and I thought it really fit a TG caption, that I...
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We've All Got It Made This Halloween!
What is there to clean up after Halloween? Plenty! Come inside and keep yourselves tidy!Ahhh, nice to see all my pretty maids here. all lined up and ready to get their collective pantied asses together...
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