If I was REALLY so smart, then why did I party so much as a youth?
I was actually very smart, but because I was so precocious as a child, I never learned proper study habits, and I suspect that I was/am ADHD or ADD or some other sort of acronym .. at some point I got overwhelmed, and ditched everything and just did whatever I needed to survive. Didn't help I lost my mother early on, and had a child way before I could handle one emotionally .. so what am I getting at? Well, who is to say that I couldn't have solved the physical barrier between men and women .. to create flesh that matches ones desires and manifests them from fantasy into a very plausible reality?
Mad they call me! Mad? Me? Why yes, I could have been completely bonkers! Maybe I am no matter how much I did or didn't study! But I'm really mad that they cannot cure my astigmatism! And I think that is the main reason why I wrote this caption. I went and got contacts again because .. I hate having glasses steam up in stores and at work because of our masks, and we aren't getting rid of them soon, sorry to report to those of you who think we're done with them in a month or two. I would venture that maybe by the end of the summer, we MIGHT be able to not have to wear them out in public.
So, why does this still make me mad, even though I have contacts? Well .. I have such a bad astigmatism, that they can only correct my vision up to a certain extent so .. I can wear contacts in public, but if I try to read anything, or look at things close up .. I have to put on reading glasses! Uggh! Today I actually ventured out to a store, and FORGOT my reading glasses, so it was a bunch of squinting and furrowed brows trying to figure out prices and such. Finally I said, "screw it!" but mostly because the register lines were so long, I will order whatever I need online and then have them bring it to my car!
Long story long, this is a caption that was fun to write, but mostly a chance to gripe about my vision, or lack there of! All you sighted people .. be happy. And if you have a good hairline and no bald spot .. you hit the genetic jackpot! I hate you!
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One more day for people to get in on the DIY Christmas Challenge, where you don't even have to make a caption yourself, just provide a short story, and I'll whip it up for you! Go back a few posts and you'll see the details. So far, it's just one from me, and one from Caitlyn Masked, so I am hoping I'll get some more. Oh, and Sally Bend just submitted one as well, so we're at 3. Let's get more!
Also, this MIGHT be the last normal caption before Christmas! I know, huh? I have 8 holiday captions, plus the one I made for the DIY Challenge, so there's like 13 days left before Christmas happens. They range from naughty, to silly, to poignant and all ranges in between. How much quality has been placed into each one individually? I can't say at the moment. It's been a fucked up year, and it hasn't stopped. There is no KILLER caption that I can see right now, but I also have time to adapt and adjust if need be AND I have more ideas which could lead to more holiday captions! Hopefully you will find at least a few entertaining or titillating
Science!