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Dressing Up Your Stupid Masculine Theory!
Not sure exactly where I was going with this one, and I'm not sure I actually got there either!But you can't deny the picture is pretty damn sweet!I would suck at being a woman, mostly because I am not...
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Seeing Things Clearly Now!
If I was REALLY so smart, then why did I party so much as a youth?I was actually very smart, but because I was so precocious as a child, I never learned proper study habits, and I suspect that I was/am...
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2020 DIY Christmas Challenge Results Kicking Off the Holiday Season!
I wanted to start off the holiday cheer with lots of DIY Goodies for everyone to read!This should be the first of MANY Holiday blog posts that will take you through until Christmas Day, and you never...
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The 'Horrid Holiday Garb' Party!
Tom'll never wear an ugly Christmas sweater again .. unless it's belted at the waist with a pair of heels!And certainly not anything with legs!Well, maybe if it's a cute pair of yoga pants!Starting off...
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#TwoPeopleOneTeam .. The Christmas Selfie! Plus a Bonus Follow-up!
Yeah, you just KNOW where this is going to lead by Labor Day, right?This was the second caption that I made for the Holiday Extrava-TonyDanza, Sale-abration, December to Dismember, Lingerie and Spiked...
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Silver Bells? Big Blue Balls? It's Christmas Time, Mr. Shitty! Plus TWO Bonus...
Why does Santa always land on the roof? Because he likes it on top!Just a little quickie for you today, and for those who are fans of BBW's .. here's a story about a nasty sort of Scrooge that made...
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Does Sissy Kaaren Have a Younger Brother? Merry Christmas Bro!
What a frothy Dee-light we have for everyone on this wintry night!And isn't it nice to see Kaaren have the last laugh? Well, there might be much giggling between Mrs. K and her sister-in-law .. but...
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A Double Shot of Holiday Captions! Yeah, I Think I Made One Too Many This Year!
And I'm definitely going to hell for creating this holiday movie poster! Praise Jehovah!I thought I had an extra blog posting spot to fill, so I wiped this up .. then when I counted, I'd be posting...
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They Call Me Back Door Santa!
If you can't handle what I've got in my sack .. I'll make a few alterations and fill you up all right!And fill you up all night too!Not much subtlety or nuance in this caption, I can tell you that....
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Not Your Usual Christmas Pageant!
There might be a lot of people saying "Jesus!" but it definitely isn't a religious experience!.. and there definitely is some karma at play!I like this story, especially once I fleshed it out from last...
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Why Can't EVERY DAY Be Christmas Day?!?
Well, just perhaps we will find the answer in this caption .. but I doubt it!This year, I decided to be at least a peripheral character in a few of the holiday captions I made this year.And I wanted to...
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Christmas Eve .. A Place of Warmth Where You Least Expect It!
Like a Tom Waits song, but in Dee Mentia caption format .. and without that deep growl!I didn't think about it until I started writing this up, but it does have a bit of a Tom Waits feel to the story,...
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The Memories of Christmas Past ..Time Waits for No Man, or Woman
There are some ghosts that I would love to be visited with on Christmas morning.The last Christmas caption post of 2020, and the last one I wrote up the blog post for, and was sort of dreading writing...
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Nobody Out Grinches Dee Mentia! Nobody! Happy Boxing Day!
Just something I whipped up the other day, to hopefully transition me back to non-holiday captions!We at least until New Year's comes around! Honestly, I have no idea if I will make a NYE caption at...
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A Flight of Fancy for Lexi!
Flying the Friendly Skies of Mentia Airlines!Yes, I KNOW that isn't an airline cockpit! It's called dramatic license. Hmmm, people don't seem to have issues with a reality of guys turning into women .....
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Honestly, What Kind of Friend Do You Think I Am?
Well, what would you do for your "Canadian Girlfriend" because all this has to be worth it, you know?I am thinking that this might take a Playstation 5 (upgraded from the original caption!) or an X Box...
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Last One Out of 2020 .. Turn Off the Lights!
And then put a bullet in its fucking head! We don't want no zombie 2020 coming back to eat us alive!Wasn't going to make a caption or anything for NYE, but then I had this picture saved from a year or...
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First Caption Posted in 2021 .. It's Sweater Weather Out There!
Ironic that now, "you'll catch your death out there," has now been relocated indoors!And I think it's long overdue. That old wives tail that you catch a cold due to cold weather was proven bunk many...
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"Freaky Friday .. Night Lights!" on D!sney+
Why not mash-up two different franchises in the best way I know how?!? C'mon inside!Honestly, the title for this caption only came to me as I was writing up this blog post, but it really fits it so...
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On the 12th Day of Christmas .. I Had an Epiphany!
I am going to hell, aren't I? Well, come along with me, fellow (umm madam?) bitches!For those not in the know, January 6th is Epiphany, aka the 12th day of Christmas, when the wise men showed up and...
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