Tom'll never wear an ugly Christmas sweater again .. unless it's belted at the waist with a pair of heels!
And certainly not anything with legs!Well, maybe if it's a cute pair of yoga pants!
Starting off slowly, and building up to more Holiday Cheer as we start the official unveiling of this year's Dee Christmas Caption Extravaganza .. which sort of rhymes with "The canvass traction hexed Tony Danza," or something like that. Your results may vary.
Anyway, this was made for Shauna Marie on the Haven, and might be the only one this year that was made for something else .. though don't hold me to that statement, as I still have one daily blog slot open without a caption through to Christmas Day, and a big snow storm coming, so there's still time!
Truthfully, only the outfit on the far left is that hideous, but it does look like a bridesmaid dress .. and I"m looking at the others like they did the classic Halloween party trick, where everyone says they'll wear a costume, but a few don't because they don't want to be embarrassed. Well, guess what .. no one is going to notice them, because Tom ROCKED his outfit. Maybe they would have been better off dressing up like an elf or Vixen, the slutty reindeer!
I made it a POV caption (point of view) because I didn't want to have to hunt down a picture that was worthy of the story, and also, because most of my readers could put themselves into the caption more if they imagined that those girls were staring at them, wondering how they pulled the dress off so well.
So leave comments below about this caption, and do keep checking in every day because they'll be hopefully something posted every night for you to peruse. And if you miss one, it'll still be up the next time you come to visit. Please enjoy my goodies, as we slowly unwrap them! Let's make merry this dreadful year, and enjoy and expand the community by getting involved in the comment section! See you tomorrow .. I think!
Lemmy was born on Christmas Eve as the metal messiah!