And I'm definitely going to hell for creating this holiday movie poster! Praise Jehovah!
I thought I had an extra blog posting spot to fill, so I wiped this up .. then when I counted, I'd be posting late on Christmas Day for the following day, and my last Christmas caption should be posted right before Christmas Day happens. Hcnce, this caption was superfluous in the grand scheme of things. But since I am already a day late for the end of Hanukkah, I am giving you even more value tonight!
I need to start out saying that typical racist quote, "I know Jewish people!" in defending what I am posting here. But what I was trying to do is lampoon the Hallmark Channel, and the dreck they make for movies this time of year. And I wonder how many romantic Hanukkah movies they've actually made?
I would guess they have superficial knowledge at best about the holiday .. which works out well for me, because I threw in just about everything I know, which comes from said friends and the Adam Sandler songs. I didn't even watch the animated movie he wrote and starred in.
And trust me .. there aren't a hell of a lot of images that pop up when you google "sexy Hanukkah". Pretty slim pickings, truth be told. So, anyone of Jewish faith .. please don't take this seriously .. I was just having some fun .. and the amount of times I've picked on Christians, I figure it's only fair!
This was the first Christmas caption I made this year, and I think the lesson to be learned here is .. don't start too early unless you have a GREAT idea! Actually, I don't think it's that bad at all, and certainly better than the MILF one I put up the other day. There is a great moral to the story, especially for someone who only recently became a woman, and one that I learned way back in the day when a girlfriend of mine went to a wedding in a one-piece suit. She drank too much there, and had to keep getting undressed to use the potty! So, at least ONE of these captions is based on a true story!
If I do go to hell, I'll be hanging out with Spinal Tap!