Wait a minute! A bench caption .. in 2022?! It's got to be some sort of conspiracy!
No, it's not a conspiracy. Was just looking through some pictures online and figured out a way to make it work. Not sure if there as many "candid" photos being taken now in public. For awhile there, it seemed like there were lots of perverts wandering around with hidden cameras. It's pretty creepy, but I guess it's not as bad if you are doing it for "research" purposes, right? How else are you going to take down the deep state?
I just reread it, and now I'm wondering if the guy had something to do with it, or is just an innocent bystander, like I originally had in mind. Maybe the plot is thickening here! Do I need to start wearing an aluminum foil hat when I make my captions? Perhaps I'll wear some aluminum foil panties too, so they can't corrupt my loins. Or is that what THEY want me to do!
Betting that you out there, reading this post, will know exactly what was happening; and will expose the whole rotten deal to everyone here .. before it's too late! I mean, we can't ALL be crazy, right?!?
BTW, I have some definitely "interesting" captions coming down the pike soon enough! Be on the lookout for them! One of the plots was indirectly influenced by something that happened in 1518!