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Who's the Bad Influence(r) ?!? And a Captioning Workshop Offer!
This all came about because of a commercial on Sports Radio I heard the other day.I kept it fresh in my mind, and I developed it when I got home from work.This was one of those captions that I KNEW...
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Need to Rewind the Video, I think!
Wait a minute! A bench caption .. in 2022?! It's got to be some sort of conspiracy!No, it's not a conspiracy. Was just looking through some pictures online and figured out a way to make it work. Not...
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Fifi Doesn't Have to Wear a Dress Today!
I am hoping the tone of this caption is more playful than it is dominating. Not that its not that TOO!Made this one for Licy on the Haven, though it's been about a week now and she still hasn't...
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Is This a Case of .. Saturday Night Fever?
Even though it looks like it's more of a Sunday afternoon sort of illness, don't you think?This does seem like something I'd make while in the middle of a fever dream, but I can explain .. maybe? I saw...
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Mommy's Alright, Daddy's Alright, They Just Seem a Little Weird ...
... Surrender, Surrender, but don't give yourself away, away ... AWAY!!Damn, I love me some good Cheap Trick! SO totally underrated and should have been in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame so much...
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Life's A Bitch .. Until You Become One!
Sometimes, the harder life becomes, the softer your body should be! .. So that people will underestimate you, and not take you seriously, until it's much too late for them.This caption is for all those...
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One Big Charade? or One Kinky Wife?
Have I mentioned that I still have no idea how to tie a necktie? Well, I still have no idea how to tie a necktie!Just recently, my grandmother died, and I had to be a pall bearer. I went out and bought...
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I'll Do ANYTHING to Keep This a Secret!
Oh, the pains we must go through to be altruistic with our offspring!This is probably nothing more than a wish fulfillment caption, but hey, isn't that what we are here for, at least partially? OK,...
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Spiderman's Symbiote Was Nothing Like This!
An idea I had that I wanted to try to bring to fruition .. how well did I do? C'mon inside and see!I think I could have done something better with this if I maybe had a few more pictures, but then...
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Fulfill Your Big Tits Destiny!
I think I've done a caption like this before .. hard not to when you've made 2500 plus! And snow report!We are getting a snowmageddeon right now here in Southern New England. 2.5 inches per hour as I'm...
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Anything Beats Having to Shovel All This F@#$in' Snow!
As Danny Glover said a few times in Lethal Weapon, "I'm getting too old for this shit!"And where area all my slaves at? Oh yeah, turned them all into sissies that whimper when it rains! Remind me to...
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I've Never Used "In the Pink!" as a Caption Title Before?
Hmmmm, that would seem like a fait d'accompli, right? Well, I guess I can use it then!This caption is hereby officially entitled, "In the Pink!" And NONE in the stink!I'm sure this picture has been...
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Too Many Two's to .. I Give Up!
Didn't realize until after I posted the last captions that it was soon to be 2/2/22 so I went rogue!I figured that Facebook was going to be running rampant with memes about the date, plus all the...
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Happy Blonde Day Everyone!
What's Happy Blonde Day? Well, come inside and find out!I found the picture and thought it'd make a great caption, but I needed to find a hook. Obviously she is celebrating something, but it didn't...
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She REALLY Puts the Ass in Assassin!
A whole lot of intrigue .. all wrapped up in a package of deceit! But he'll be the one without the package .. between his legs!I just loved this image, and knew that there was something to it that I...
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Marriage Is Very Much Like a Dance!
Trying to not step on each other's toes is definitely not a metaphor here in this caption for Lacy!This was something that sort of got away from me as I was writing it, as Lacy usually likes...
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Yes, Yes .. Her Name is Lily! Get Over It!
This fairy tale isn't very GRIMM, is it? Yes, I'm a witch .. how'd you like those apples, dearie?Just a fun little thing I concocted about a week or two ago, when I was feeling particularly jaunty....
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Crossdressing Since the Inception of Layers
Perhaps some POV will tickle your fancy? Just don't let your wife find you tickling your own fancy!Here's another caption I made for Lacy, just in case the last one was too far out from her usual...
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In Service to Lady Mentia
Maybe I should just run a MLM seminar to help find my next set of disciples, right?Made this for Wendygirl, who is now back on the Haven after having gone away for a few months due to health issues....
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Killing Two Birds With One Pussy!
Set them up .. and knock them down! Easy Peasy with extra Cheesy!Not everyone gets a female body for pleasure you know .. well not necessarily at first! Sometimes, ancillary reasons can come bubbling...
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