Have I mentioned that I still have no idea how to tie a necktie? Well, I still have no idea how to tie a necktie!
Just recently, my grandmother died, and I had to be a pall bearer. I went out and bought a zipper tie .. I used to own a few back in the early 2000's, but I have no idea where they went after a move like 15 years ago.
So yeah, somehow I've been able to function somehow as an adult without having to have learned what I'm sure most guys would consider is a basic guy thing. I will make the argument that as a lefty, it's SO MUCH HARDER to tie a tie, but I'd also like to mention that I HATE any sort of shirts with collars. That is probably why I never really learned how .. and that I've been able to "adult" for quite some time without wearing shirts with collars!
Anyway .. here's a caption that sort of slipped through the cracks almost 5 years ago. Unless you are Ian, (and if you are, why the hell haven't you commented here in like 5 years?!?) this probably will seem new to you!
Made this about a month ago for RMP aka Ron. He's always been big on girls in men's clothes or school girl outfits with the ties and all that. There is never a shortage of pictures from those 2 subsets, and I haven't run out of things to say with them either!
The premise is based around the thought of amnesia and/or waking the sleepwalker. I have no idea, and honestly don't care to look it up at this point, whether this is sound medical advice anymore .. just that it is in Pop Culture enough that people have a good idea what I'm implying in the caption.
I also like that it is still vague as to what the wife is getting out of this. Maybe she wanted a daughter and is living out that fantasy. Yes, the person talking to Mom could be a guy. Now that I am really looking at the picture, there are ear buds there! Look out Son! You could end up being twins! Nice to see a layer in a caption I didn't notice a month ago! I am actually wondering now if the wife had an actual say in her husband becoming a teenage girl! Looking again, it's a phone or iPad charger. STILL though, that could be the link to prove it was all her doing from the start!
Or, my original intent was that Mom was kind of kinky. Maybe with some latent lesbian tendencies .. and it IS her husband in there, and it is still his body, though changed. Maybe Dad gets turned on by being surrounded by catholic school girls as well as being aroused at being one?
What do YOU think?
And that question still stands, almost 5 years later. Please give me your thoughts. I have a new theory, but want to see if anyone else has the same conclusion that I am thinking might have happened. Also, I am not that big on the background being so distracting. It was supposed to mimic the necktie she's wearing, but it's way too busy I think. Oh well!