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Anything Beats Having to Shovel All This F@#$in' Snow!

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As Danny Glover said a few times in Lethal Weapon, "I'm getting too old for this shit!"


And where area all my slaves at? Oh yeah, turned them all into sissies that whimper when it rains! Remind me to keep at least one of the next round of guys somewhat muscular. Maybe a butch lesbian will work very well!

I wrote this caption up after the first round of shoveling, and I'm now conjuring up the title and blurb that accompanies it. Damn, we got a lot of snow! Definitely 22+ inches, and perhaps Kaaren can take that much, but I definitely can't! A nice hot shower is going to do me wonders, and I'll watch the AFC Championship in a little while. I think I will be rooting for the losers in each game. I'd like to see the Bengals and 49ers in the Superb Owl. It'd be great to see Jimmy Garappolo in another one, since Brady 'might' be retiring.

So this is mostly just wish fulfillment for everyone out there that had to move a bunch of frozen snowflakes from one place to another, even if you had a snow blower! For me, it was one shovel and 2 arms. Just because the wish didn't GET us to the Bahamas, doesn't mean we WON'T get there somehow! And what a great swimsuit too!

Let's all grab a nice fruity drink in a coconut with at least 2 umbrellas in it and let the common man break his back in the snow! No reason to get frost bite, honey!


Oh, that Spiderman boy is such a galactic treasure, isn't he?

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