Financial Security? You need to maximize your assets while they are still developing!
Yeah, this is a very cynical view on marriage, but I can be very jaded when it comes to life, and I think it informed this caption in a positive manner, cashflow to my wallet notwithstanding.
And I had fun making it too. That's added value with no extra cost.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure you've figured out the plotline and twist. I mean, I did leave a clue or two AND this IS a TG caption blog. Do I have to blindfold you and whip you with a cat-o-nine tails with braille lettering on each tendril to spell it out for you? Well, I'm sure you'd like that anyway, so just use a few brain cells!
Maybe I still have some of that prednisone in me. I'm sure I'll be fine in a day or two.