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Literal Bimbo Thinking.
It can be so hard to think like a bimbo .. even though they don't often think very hard!This is a quickie I wrote in my mind when I saw an image of a sexy girl up in a tree. The photo however was way...
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So This Is Christmas .. and What Have You Done?!?
War is over .. if you want it.I wrote this caption 10 years ago right after Sandy Hook. We've sort of become numb to it all now. It can seem like old hat .. just give your thoughts and prayers, until...
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Not Exactly What Bing Crosby Was Singing About, Was It?
Well, it's now All-Christmas Captions, All-the Time .. through until Christmas Day! Just a short little quickie to get you started on the Holiday captioning season. I swear that this is a Christmas...
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Annual Katie Mills Xmas Caption - Christmas Innuendo!
Well, this year I went naughty with my caption for Katie Mills .. can you tell I miss her too?I've done a number of Christmas captions for Katie Mills, even though she's barely been around for the last...
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Still Really Excited for Christmas, Even After All These Years!
It's a BDSM Christmas Holiday Special .. which is much better than the SWHS with Lumpy and Malla.It's the heels that did it for me, when it came to deciding to use this picture for a Christmas caption....
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A New Way of Christmas Shopping for Ron (and Lacy!)
An extra caption I made yesterday .. figured it's not the Holiday Season without something Lacy!Well, I had an idea for a caption while driving home from work. My car is in the shop, so I am borrowing...
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It's Christmas Eve .. From Bros to Bimbos!
Yeah, this caption was actually inspired by the movie Mallrats .. remember THAT movie?And yes, Mallrats had Jay and Silent Bob beating up the Easter Bunny, but I carried that through to this caption,...
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A Happy (Hooters) Christmas to You! A Merry Christmas Indeed!
Yes, it's an uplifting tale (ha! wonder bra lifting!) that is sweet and sexy .. just like Dee! C'mon inside .... and warm up by the fake fireplace! Well, the pantyhose is bound to keep you warm, I...
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Holiday Season Life Upgrade .. Why Wait Until the New Year?!?
Hmmm, you'd think *I* was looking for a new job with all these occupational captions lately!Made this for Jennifer (aka the captioner formerly known as Jillisa) because, honestly, I hadn't made...
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A Holiday Quick Post for Zoe and Fiona!
Their comments brought out a caption idea that I thought would work nicely for them both!Once again, I got some sort of content warning from the powers that be on blogger. Hence, I am going to put...
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Dee's Cooking Up A New Year's Eve Batch of Potions!
Here's to a much better year coming up in 2023 .. but I DO say that every year, don't I?I honestly am dragging ass a bit over this holiday season, and didn't cook up anything for NYE. In fact I've made...
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New Year, New Life .. New Caption?!?
Wouldn't you know it? I made this caption in 2023!I wanted to make something new for this year, and if I could tie in January 2023 into it, all the more better!And yes, it's not going to set the world...
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Lacy's Spa Day .. Whether She Wanted It or Not!
I love it when I start a caption with one idea, and it totally gets away from me!Made this caption for Lacy, as the picture really let itself well to her preferences. I put it into a caption setting,...
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Here Comes the .. Bride's Old Boyfriend!
Well, let's turn the social structure on it's ear a little, OK?Yes, I leaned into it a bit. I thought it might be fun to wave wildly at stereotypical conventions and flaunt them a bit for the shits and...
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MILF Swap .. MILF! It Does a Body (and Mind) Good!
Made this back at the beginning of November, and then promptly forgot about it! Whoops?Well, like the Southern Charms model in this caption, Jamie, there's just certain women (and captions) that get...
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A Bimbo Vacation for Damien
Well, we all need some time to get away .. from ourselves and our own lives.Much of this caption is based in reality, as I mentioned this both on the Haven and in the Haven Discord server online the...
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It's Not Necessarily A Wonderful Life!
I have no idea honestly where this came from, or where it was going until the very end!This sort of caption is what happens when you have been sick for the last 4 days, where you end up taking LOTS of...
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Just Keep Reading My Blog, and I'll Keep Making Content!
Damn, was *I* in a dominant mood today .. OH BOY!Well, a bit of backstory. I've been sick over a week now. Some sort of head cold that possibly could have turned into pneumonia .. so I finally made it...
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Winter in Orlando Dwarves Any Weather in New England! (10k)
As long as your on dis-knee or dat-knee .. oh yeah, I had an announcement, right? C'mon inside!I've been feeling better, so I was able to make a caption or two, and finally catch up on posting here at...
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It's Always Good to Have a Fallback Plan After a Divorce!
Financial Security? You need to maximize your assets while they are still developing!Yeah, this is a very cynical view on marriage, but I can be very jaded when it comes to life, and I think it...
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