At some point, all organizations will run out of good names to call themselves!
I sort of pulled this caption out of my ass, as I knew that I should post something on Sunday night, and so I just went to the pile of porn on the internet and just looked for a few minutes for something to inspire me. Here is my quick thought process while making it.
I found the picture and thought, "wow, this is very generic porn, other than the sunflowers in the background," and it is something I'd never typically use in a caption, so I decided, "hey, I'm going to use this in a caption!"
I placed it into a caption setting and started thinking about what to do with it, and then remembered the old "day in the barrel" joke that is quite old, and I've actually used it in a caption before, back in 2011 apparently .. and you can read it by clicking HERE. The gist is, a cabin boy gets on a pirate ship, and is told, "if you ever need to relieve your sexual tension, you can fuck the whole in this barrel on any day except Tuesdays. So at some point, he decides to try it out and he is aroused and gets off. Then, he finds out that Tuesdays are HIS day inside the barrel .. yeah, this is dirty humor that our great-grandparents found funny!
So, I did a modern day spin on that, and so I figured, some sort of magic gathering community of guys would be the ones to perpetuate the joke, and I had been listening to Oingo Boingo so I made a riff of their original name, The Mystical Knights of the Oingo Boingo and thought it was funny to repeat Mystic in their title .. and that whimsy was carried out and infused throughout the rest of the caption.
Then that cult from the 90's (Heaven's Gate) that wore Nike shoes and were going to hitch a ride on the comet came into mind, and as being a cult member isn't exactly profitable, the group offered professional website construction .. so my mind went to SEO as a way to get the Mystical Order of Mystics website more popular. Totally random, but yeah, I was just writing on the fly.
Lastly, I wrote the caption in a combination of ritual magic and technology "jargon" as both field have their own "code" of language and syntax that are uniquely their own in structure and feel.
Looking back, I wish I had space for one or two more sentences, as I more inferred that they all enjoyed being female porn stars more than a man, and decided to remain one for the pleasure and the power it held .. but oh well .. I do think this came out way better than it should have considered the whole method of creation.
So, there is the almost complete thought process that went on during the creation of this caption. Does that help get you more into my mindset for a few minutes or are you more confused than ever? Also, what did you think of the actual caption itself. Please comment below!