Hopefully this will be at least slightly A"muse"ing to readers!
Yeah, I sort of made a caption tonight, but I'm not sure if it quite fits the person I made it for, so I'm going to sleep on it for now. Their preferences are quite scarce so far, and I'm not sure how far off the reservation they would like me to go. I might just re-jigger it for someone else and stick WAY close to what has been written down until I can get a better bead on what they like.
So, I wanted to create, but honestly wasn't feeling it. I decided to just hit a random directory of pictures I have saved for captions and other diversions .. and scroll down a number of seconds, then pick one of the pictures within 10 up or 10 down on the one I stopped on .. then write a caption, no matter how good, bad, or indifferent. I decided on this one, because you would've thought that I'd have used it way before today as it was downloaded in 2011.
For that 2011 feel, I even used an old font. I ended up going slightly Douglas Adams with it. I mean, when we write such fantastical story lines, what is normal becomes stretched out. I figured that perhaps I could just have that spill out into my "real" world, well at least through my alter ego's real world, as it were. To her, everything is pretty much "old hat" and "been there, done that". Hell, I will occasionally talk in a fake accent for fun as well.
So, which muse do I tend to use the most? Well, if you couldn't tell from above, it's humor! With a measured dose of insanity!