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Getting Laid Takes On a Whole New Meaning Here!
I almost went with duct tape, or flipping Jezebel the bird .. before I made this caption for her!Well, hopefully you read the previous posting, as it contained a very silly caption I made for Jezebel,...
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You'll Appreciate Our Remodeling Efforts! We Guarantee It!
When they are done, they call in the pipe layers! Their hats aren't the only things that are hard!Made this for Lacy, and the picture just caught me in the right way. So the company is a combination...
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It's Not WHAT You Say, It's Whose Saying It That Makes All the Difference
Sometimes we all need a wormhole ... whatever you call your vagina is up to you, sweetie-pie!Well, I'd like to say I'm having a good week, but that would be lying. I'm on some heavy duty antibiotics...
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Fun Times at the Carnival .. Fun Times Indeed!
Make sure you go to a reputable Carnival!This has been quite the weekend. Very busy, even while on antibiotics. My face looks fairly normal again .. Yay! But now I'm having a really sneezy, runny-nose...
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I Wonder If That Makes You an Ex Dick Van .. Dyke!
Well, who doesn't want a bit of wish fulfillment? Not everyone can live Kaaren's life!Made this one for Lacy from the haven, who loves pantyhose and lingerie. I had recently read one of Kaaren's posts...
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How to Deal with the Family at Thanksgiving!
Why not try to use their paranoia and world view against them?Well, this year we are spending Thanksgiving dinner alone, just the GF and I .. so we have a small turkey breast, some homemade stuffing...
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This Is Not How You Expected to Spend Black Friday, Is It?
It's great when you come up with an idea, and the photo you find makes the story even better!I was out wandering around around 9 AM this morning on Black Friday. Wasn't really busy out at all and I was...
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The Real Me Isn't Who I thought I Was
Sometimes you need to be shown who you are, by a guiding cock throbbing in your ass!Made this for Addie Klein on the Haven. It's another one of those sexy pictures that is glamorous, but not even R...
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Kaaren's Lunchtime Home Invasion!
She's not named in this caption, but everyone knows it's her! Come inside and verify!Well, yeah. You comment often here and remain a good friend to me .. you are going to get captions made for you. I...
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Say "Yes" to the Dress .. It's Your Destiny!
Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong ..Here is a blog caption exclusive that has a bittersweet story that I conjured up after a contemplative moment back in...
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The Sliding Scale of Opposite Day at a Private School!
If they graded on the curve, Simone would totally wreck it as a valedictorian!Unfortunately I had to carve out a paragraph so the text would fit, "Simone knew the girls would accept her more now in her...
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Business Casual Isn't Really Your Business Plan, Isn't It?
Yeah, more work related dress code captions! You'd think I spend all day in the office!Well, I do! Mostly! Probably spend more time there if I looked and dressed like this though! Made this for Ron,...
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The Smell of Revenge is Quite Sweet!
I don't know how teachers can deal with this sort of thing everyday!Well, read the caption first, you story cheaters who read the blog before looking at the caption! I made this for Suzanne, aka Simply...
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Your Changing Body Really Ties the Room Together!
I almost look at this caption like it's a "Saw" movie by way of the Hallmark Channel.Yeah, weird thought I know! Nothing too malicious, like they are slowly making Harm into Helena, who she is...
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This Caption Will Really Reel You In! Did You Take the Bait?
Come inside, as I'm about to swab your poop deck! That really doesn't sound like fun, doesn't it?Yeah, it was that sort of morning where I decided to amuse myself. Probably could have come up with...
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It's Amazing Who You'll Run Into at Cheerleading Camp!
Why, who do I see here? Why it's Ashlee (Totalditz) and Sally Bend!Well, I have one more regular caption left to post before Christmas .. and that one also happens to co-star Sally Bend .. with one of...
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Sometimes You Get MORE Than What You Expected!
The worst is that your wives can say NO! A caption for Sissy Kaaren and Sally Bend.So yeah. Sally gets a caption 2 days in a row, though she does share space with a co-star in each. To me, that means...
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A Breaste Fideles? Have Yourself a Mammary Little Christmas!
Tit's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Jiggle Bells! Perhaps you cups will runneth over?Yeah, this caption was the last one I created this year, unless I make another one before December 25th...
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Have Yourself An Merry Anal Christmas ... The Body Swap Edition!
Mom's got control of Dad's Yule Log now .. And New Mom has never been so slutty .. or anal!This is just a silly little Christmas caption I made with a photo I found about a week ago on Southern Charms....
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Send a Piece of Yourself This Christmas Season!
Shake it! Shake it! Shake it like a pole-oroid picture! All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies!This was the first caption I made for the Christmas season, way back in November. Somehow I came...
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