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The Drunken Boast!

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A man walks into a bar ... ouch!


Yeah, I love that joke! Two men walk into a bar .. the second guy should've seen it!

This caption was made for Hypnofeminizeme with a picture that she provided in her trading folder. I can't really say where this storyline came from, it just sort of came out after I placed it in the framework setting I had constructed. Don't really have much to say about it now either, other than if I was making it right now, I'd have moved that single line, "Mark stormed off ..." to above the picture. It seems like the photo should be AFTER that line. Be right back!


There we go! Much better! Hope everyone is having a good week! See you again real soon!



So, We're Dealing with Wise Guys, Eh?

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Annabelle got a new life .. whether she wanted it or not!


Made this for Annabelle, though I couldn't really figure out a way to include her name in it. I tried my best to make it in her style and "universe" so to speak. Here is what I posted in her folder:
I love to expand my palette and its always fun to try to work my way into your "family" universe whenever I can.

Also, this morning I tried something totally different, in that instead of writing to an already chosen picture, I would write the story first, then work on my visuals later. 99 percent of the time, I already have a photo picked out, so this was a good exercise for me .. and I ended up making 2-3 captions this way! WOOHOO!

Hope you enjoy!

Dee

PS. I hope that I haven't insulted anyone named Vito .. I really don't want to be wearing cement high heels!
As indicated above, I wanted to try something different, especially since I had a storyline for a caption (not this one, but another that will be posted soon) while laying in bed this morning. I made my way over to Microsoft Word and started writing down what I had so I wouldn't forget it. Once I had it written down as best I could, I figured, "why not try to make some more captions this way?" and write out a story ahead of time. I could always adapt the plot to fit in better with whatever picture I found that would work with what I had written.

My initial thought was to have someone vaguely remembering that they'd been a guy before, and someone would be there to talk them out of it. I wanted to make something for Annabelle and immediately I went to "Father and Son" and with the typical TG Captioner mindset, I went right to, "A wedding day is about the most feminine thing you can do!" and then, in a typical Dee moment of clarity, I spoke aloud, "You come to me, on this, the day of my daughter's wedding..." and WHAMMO we have something involving the mafia! Perhaps Annabelle's daughter's name is going to be Luka Brasi after she's betrothed? Who knew that the mob runs their own Witness Relocation Program so to speak! I have no idea if they used magic, surgery, technology, or whatever .. which I think should make it appeal to more people. Whatever it was, it took about a month or so for it to completely "take" though Annabelle still needs some more conditioning I think! Maybe one of the Don's out there is looking for a hot momma!

The only weird part about doing this was that I actually had to re-size the text to get it all to fit into my caption. The picture wasn't TOO hard to find .. just did a Google search on "mother daughter wedding" and weeded through a bunch of pictures until I found one that had a good looking enough mother and they both looked related (I edited it down to remove other people that weren't needed and focus on just Annabelle and her daughter.)  It was that I had written too much dialog to fit like it usually would, and I didn't really want to edit it down too much. The exposition was really needed to introduce what happened and set up the ending.

After making two captions this way, I went back to my usual method of making caps, but it was kind of fun to whip something up like this. Even more, it made me WANT to make captions, especially since I'm stuck at home until the GF gets out of work .. Yup, my car's timing belt let go, and we are hoping that it didn't mess up the engine. I don't THINK it did, as the temp gauges stayed in the normal range, broke while only running the car for 4 minutes, etc ... but you never know until you get in there and check out the engine itself. Lets all hope for the best, right?



Her pair definitely beats a pair of jacks .. Damn Skippy!


Even Steffie Needs Some Time Off!

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As long as Snooki stays as far away from us as possible!


Found this picture while hunting for photos to match the stories I had written up on Saturday, and came across this one. It looked like an old postcard, even though I'm sure its fairly new. It also reminded me of Steffie, who has been gone for quite some time now from the Haven. I often get to missing those who aren't there anymore, so I wanted to whip something up to honor her work. She does pop in from time to time there, so I am sure she'll see it at some point.

This turned out to be much more detailed and time consuming than most captions I make. I knew that with the story I had in mind, I needed TWO postcards, the front of the first one containing the picture of Steffie, and a 2nd one to follow up so that the reader could figure out what exactly was going on.

The tag line came first, and its something that would've been put on an old humorous postcard, so I tried to use a cheesy basic font. No font shadows, kerning or sharpening the letters. What I typed is what came out.


Once I knew that it was good enough, I saved it as its own JPG, figuring I can stack/layer each piece of the caption when I was all done.

After that, I needed the backside of a postcard so that I could write a note from Dee, and try to flesh out enough of a story to convey what I wanted. I snagged a template from the internet and laid down the body of the note on the left side .. then saw that I needed a cancelled postmark and stamp to show that it had actually been sent. Found something decent from a Google search and layered it onto the template, then blended and merged it with the template.


I made note to make both the front and back sides of the post cards the same size, and they are close to the true dimensions. I also filled EVERYTHING in .. as its the little details that make all the difference .. plus I wasn't sure how everything was going to be laid out on the table for the final version of the caption.

Once I had it the way I wanted it,  I created a framework that I could put all my elements into. I didn't want any sort of additional background story or exposition. I figured that a table would be a good way layout, so I snagged a traditional tablecloth setting. Looking back, I probably should've rotated it a touch, as its all too grid-like. Hmm, actually since I'm doing this as more of a caption "tutorial" I am going to go back and fix it now .. and do a bit more color correction. You can see the 'final' version down below so as not to wreck the flow of this piece.


It took be a bit of time to figure out how to get both in the framework without losing any sort of information I wanted people to see. Both cards have shadows indicating depth of being on top of each other which is as feature I cannot do without!

I did take a few little shortcuts but nothing I felt really bad about. I could've randomized the handwritten font a little so that it wasn't so neat. Its all a bit too sterile, but I would rather have it be legible than authentic. Don't you agree?

After that, I knew I wasn't done quite yet, as there was too much "dead space" where nothing was going on. Since Steffie is a refined young woman, she probably has a good amount of money obtained from so many of her appreciative friends.  I figured maybe she was ordering some take out food, and if for some unexplained reason she was unable to charm the food out of the delivery person, she had some money to pay for her meal. So here is the final run through with the color correction, etc ..


Now, that is something I'm proud to have made for Steffie. Really hope she likes it!


One of my favorite songs by The Cure, and such a great sounding live version.

Look Out .. She's Gunning For You!

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Just when I was going to go all EMO, someone makes me smile!


Haven't posted in a few days. Haven't been feeling well, but that hadn't stopped me before. Just hard to believe that its taken over 65 hours for my last blog entry to reach 500 page views. Maybe its blogger/google's fault and its not counting properly but that is about 1 hit per 8 minutes.

I had written a bunch more, bitching and moaning .. but honestly, another comment was posted and made me realize that I'd much rather have people enjoy what I'm making than see the hit counts rise. I think the main reason I was upset about the lack of views for this one caption that if you don't even click on the posting, you won't see what is inside .. and made me think that people are popping in here, seeing if there are tits and/or blowjobs, and THEN deciding whether to look at the caption.

The comments there though made all the difference. The ratio of comments to hits is WAY better than most of the posts I've even done, so I can't complain too loudly, especially since they were quality thoughts said by people I like and admire.

I deleted most of my self-pity rant type thing, but I kept this because I think it fits in with what I said in the previous paragraph.
I appreciate those who look inside and even more, those who take the time to say hi and comment. I cherish you and are happy that you stop in for a few minutes .. its what I'm here for. If you are looking for tits and/or blowjob pictures, you are truly barking up the wrong fucking tree. If I put them into my captions, there is a logical reason for doing so, and when you read the article that goes along with it, I spell it out and give you justifications to why I do so.
 I'll be posting again when I am feeling inspired. Right now I think I'll take a nap.


Seeing Johnette sing like that is certainly inspiring. You can tell that there isn't a thing in the world that she'd rather be doing at that moment than singing. I should be back in a few days.

7 Deadly Sins .. Hailey Shows Her True Colors!

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I could definitely go for a margarita!


Made this one a few minutes ago for my friend Hailey Pixley from A Tights Spot. I was searching for good source pictures last night and came across this one and knew I could do something with it for her, so I placed it in a blank caption setting, knowing I'd be able to come back to it when I had time to work on a plot line. Well, I had that tagline, and I am not above using cliched language if I can advance the plot along towards its conclusion. Besides, once I thought about the 7 deadly sins a bit more, I knew that Dee would be the one giving a big surprise!

I hope that the updated version I posted above makes things a bit clearer about that. Originally I had this version below completed but it sort of left it less descriptive as to what really happened ... mainly that "Dee" grew a penis. To me, lust is a penis, acting out whenever it wants to with a only one goal in mind. I would guess that Dee would definitely have trouble keeping that beast in line!


At this point in time, I don't particularly mind being portrayed as a she-male, especially since in this universe, I started out as a genetic female. I mean, what woman HASN'T thought about what it would be like to have a penis there, what it would feel like to just have it show its "emotion" unexpectedly like some happy dog wagging its tail, and of course how it responds during orgasms.


God, what a unique and powerful voice! Always love to hear Cyndi sing.

The Essence .. Do You Dare?

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You KNOW you want it, don't you?


Made this one for no one in particular, though I have Simone, Victoria, and Jennifer in mind for the model, where like a real illicit drug, you think you have the upper hand, but in the end, you are a slave to the cravings, and just gotta have it.

It also begs the question of "What exactly IS femininity, and what makes someone a woman?" There is of course the whole physiological definitions, along with all sorts of hormonal, emotional, intellectual and even natural modes of what is female.

It can be so complex that we often define it as what masculinity isn't, giving a broad range of things that are contrary to what we think is feminine. We even do that in the case of sissies, which extend to an often times ludicrous hyper-femininity. They can act like females, but they aren't, and their true gender is brought out as part of the illusion, putting them somewhere between man and woman.

I guess it doesn't help that what femininity is has changed as time continues on. Just when you think you can understand a woman, any woman (!) the rules get fuzzy and evolve. Women don't even understand women .. though they are still much closer than men will ever be. Some things are innate apparently, but I am even more sure that much is learned, however subconsciously.

Reminds me of an old joke:
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"

The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!!

Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of another wish."

The man said, "OK, I'll try to think of a really good wish."

Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive.

So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing" and know how to make them truly happy."

The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?
I had the picture in a caption setting for a few weeks now, but hadn't figured out for sure how I wanted to play it out. The GF and I went to a high end store (well high-end for me, Lord and Taylor) looking for a certain cologne that isn't carried in many places. I thought back to that experience with the sales ladies appealing to women's vanity in pushing them to buy the fragrances they were selling. What if they told ALL the truth behind their sales pitch? Perhaps being more enigmatic might help them sell a bit more product? Either way, that experience inspired me to flesh the caption out this way .. and no, they didn't have the cologne in stock, only online, and I'm not about to buy something without smelling it first!


I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name!

Upward (?) Mobility, One Heeled Step at a Time

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Made this one for Sarine Davis, can't you tell? Definitely on a pantyhose leg kick lately!


In case you didn't know, Sarine Davis is also Belladonna on Fictionmania, and she writes really good realistic stories of guys being cross-dressed into femininity and also losing their positions of power to become maids, secretaries, and such. Here is what I wrote when I posted in her Haven Folder:
Found this picture and the 'storyline' came to me right away and I knew immediately it was for you, since I hadn't made a caption for you in a few months.

I wanted to try to boil down a Belladonna story to its essence in a caption format, using a twist I don't think you've used yet. I am sure that everyone can expand the story out past this little slice of your new life, I mean, anyone that has spent more than 5 minutes in a office knows what goes on as soon as the public is gone! Who knows! You might have a full desktop within a week or two if you do your job efficiently .. or perhaps you'll be dumped down to receptionist .. or maid?

Dee

I might have taken a bit of shorthand to this, but since I figured that Belladonna stories are fairly popular, readers would figure out the "welcome back" was some sort of week long vacation to get ready to be Sara full-time for a set period of time.
 Think that sums it up pretty nicely. Here is her reply:
Thanks for the cap. I loved it.  You're right that it's a route that I haven't taken with a story yet.  The dialogue was terrific and I really liked the reveal at the end. The pic was certainly a winner too. 

Thanks again,
Sarine
Always good when I can please someone whose work I admire. I imagine that the day I stop being a fan of good TG fiction and/or TG Captions will be the day I stop making this stuff .. and its good to know that quality work is still being done .. and done well!


Halloween's coming .. can you feel it?



Waiting for Dr. Mentia to Call 'him' in!

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The waiting is the hardest part! At least according to Tom Petty and this blog exclusive!


Made this one when reading a story posted to Fictionmania, interestingly enough, though the inspiration didn't come from a TG element. It was about a guy that was having trouble with a spastic colon and it turns out the person that was helping him wasn't a doctor, but a nurse's assistant that also happened to be a she-male. When he first goes into the exam room, she tells him to take off all his clothes and put on a dressing gown. Right there, I thought, what if instead of a "johnny" as most doctor's around here call it, they actually said, "gown" and meant something for a formal event? As an improv comedian might say, "Well, it might go something like THIS!"

The hardest actual part was finding a picture of a woman in a ball gown type outfit that wasn't just posing against a blank background or with a watermark all over the outfit. This one actually fit the bill for me, even though it wasn't going to be set in a doctor's exam room, it did look enough like a waiting room for me to rearrange the story a bit in my mind to make it work. The blue is quite a deep, rich tone that I wanted to continue in the caption setting.

While I was writing this up, I decided to proof-read it one more time before pasting it into this post. For some reason, it wasn't reading right to me, so I changed the order of 2 of the paragraphs. I think its much better this way now. Here is the original .. before I did my editing ..


Let me know which way you liked better!

Seems like a slow last few days. I know the one with the girl dressed in men's clothing and dealing with a mental health / drug addiction plot wouldn't be a big time view magnet, but C'mon .. a secretary caption with legs to die for written for a pretty well known writer from Fictionmania? That one not gaining many views or comments did shock me a bit. Perhaps I need to do a bit more "Dee-anostics" and crack the code to get maximum eyeballs!



Planting a Sexy Seed!

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This USED to be the kind of caption I'd make for Petra!


Originally I made this one for Wendy a few hours ago. This version is slightly modified because she doesn't like guys in her captions, and I wanted to throw in an extra little bit of wordplay in the first paragraph so that is the difference between this one and the one posted to her folder on the Haven.

I LOVE making captions like this. Its a whole hell of a lot of fun to make and I think quite fun to read as well since you can tell that the captioner was having a blast. I WAS looking for something to use to make a caption for Wendy, but first I saw this picture and said, "Wonder if her name is Ivy? I'd love to date her but she's probably really CLINGY!" Right there was the genesis of the "storyline" as it were and since Wendy loves nature and such, I figured she wouldn't mind a name change for one caption .. I mean, would YOU mind if you got to look like that?

From there, it was just an exercise in getting as many plant related sayings into a small space without going too far out there for a reference. Captions like this are where I really miss people like Steffie and Petra .. because they would jump all over this caption and make funny comments in the post on Rachel's Haven .. and elevate the good times even more. Dawn (commentator) has been pretty good about doing that along with some others, but I don't have that rapport with them yet to know how much they'll like something like this.

On another note, I finally have my 300th follower! Welcome RhondaTV! I swear it took six months to go from 295 to 300 but WOOOO! Its much harder to get some dee-ciples than I thought it would be! Onward and upward to 400 followers! You know you want to submit to me ... right?


Think I saw these guys open for Motley Crue. They sucked live but were fun to listen on CD.


For Ian, What You See Is What You Get!

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Sometimes it pays to read all the comments!


Well, a few posts ago, I mentioned in the comments section about a day after it had gone up that I was looking for a volunteer to star in a caption I was making, but they had to be ok with being portrayed as a somewhat experienced cross-dresser. I am not sure if that was a reason why no one took me up on it for at least 24 hours, but I think it might be that people don't return to the posts and read replies or newest comments once they've read it initially. When I make a comment on another person's blog, I usually check back for the next day or two to see if anyone else has replied. Figure there might be a chance I learn something, through either the Blog Mistress herself or someone else making their thoughts known.

I should assume that Ian does as well, since not only did he reply to my comment, but when I realized that I kind of needed someone that wasn't from the UK for the caption to really work ... he replied to THAT comment as well. Unfortunately, he WAS from the UK, but I also had a backup plan!

I was making captions on Saturday morning when I came across this picture. Quite a charming picture as you start at the heels and end at the .. is that actually that girl's hair? I can't assume it is, and I would think its probably a Halloween wig. Anywho, It took me a while to GET to her hair so that gave me the idea for this caption. It was set up perfectly as well, since I could write it around her .. start quickly at her face, then travel down to her legs and stay for a moment, then back across the caption while still looking at her legs, and then staying there. It pretty much mirrors the storyline subconsciously for the reader is put into the situation that Brad is seeing (yes, in my head, the other guy's name is Brad) and hopefully it makes the caption better to give reader a line of sight.

I try to use that "framing" technique when making captions with the text that is directly on the picture. Probably the most successful one like this would be a caption I made for Wendy awhile back called,"Looking Closely .. Can You See It Clearly?"  ironically enough.It doesn't work every time, but it does feel like a comic book when it works well.

Anyway, I hope Ian enjoys this token of my gratitude for taking the time to make comments on these TG diversions I create. Its fun for me to make them, and I like to think that people enjoy reading them, whether pruriently, for a chuckle, or however you want to escape real life for a few moments. Its a joy to give AND to receive!


A day or two after hitting 300 followers, I'm up to 301 now! Let's keep 'em coming!

Helena's New Shoes .. and Everything Else! Plus an EXCLUSIVE CAPTION!

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Helena's back in action!


Wanted to whip up something quick for Helena, who hasn't been around much these last few months as real life seemed to intrude upon her TG caption fun! I hope she enjoys this little slice of OUR life here with a cute little piece from the slightly off-center mind of Dee. In a way, it pretty much encapsulates most of my TG captioning work, as the change is only slightly discussed and not focused upon (I am figuring some sort of accident caused this which is why Helena is going for a settlement in exchange for dropping a law suit) and instead I chose to work with the aftermath of how she deals with it and how it has changed her relationship with her daughter. If I was in the same boat as Helena, I'm pretty sure that somehow this would be the conversation between me and my daughter so it really sort of rings true to life, at least for me.

Also, since I recently converted my 300th dee-ciple (and now have 302 followers) I took Helena's email advice to whip up a celebratory caption. I had a silly little idea for a Ouija board story, but could only find a cartoon that would fit into what I had in mind, so I worked with it as well as I could. I am not into art usually but sometimes you just have to say, "What the fuck!" right? There are quite a few women there so why can't one of them be you?


Anyway, I hope you like both of these and look forward to something posted either Wednesday or Thursday. Keep coming back and commenting and I'll try to keep cranking out the new ones for your viewing pleasure. Any sort of topics are you looking for from me? I am definitely taking suggestions .. and also looking to fill that spot left in the caption that originally was supposed to go to Ian. Just be the first to leave your male name in quotes along with your comment and you'll be starring in a somewhat consensual cross-dressing caption!


This Ouija Board caption actually came out better than I expected!

The Law of Cognitive Dissonance!

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Say What? Say Wow!


This was the caption I was referring to a month or so ago when I said that I had woken up with an idea for a caption, wrote it down in Microsoft Word THEN went online to find a picture that would work with my idea. It was made at the same time that THIS ONE was made for Annabelle..

The odd part is that I never really completed it, and then forgot about it! WHOOPS! You'd think I'd remember something like this one but alas, it wasn't posted to Elise's trading folder until the 5th of October, and is finally making its way to the blog.

This caption is the one that got me back on track and making captions fairly regularly. I am hoping to get some time in the near future to keep it going. I'd love to do this for a living, trust me! Alas, jobs, side jobs, and real life stuff keep me from pumping these out as much as I'd like. So, until I find a way to win the lottery, we are all stuck with a not-so-prodigious output on my part.

I LOVE this photo, and I think it works well within the pre-written story I had dreamed about. I don't think I changed much at all. Something about that purple outfit just jumps out at you.



Caught at the Sorority .. and RED SOX in the World Series!

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Is it possibly the best thing ever to happen to Alex?


Made this one for Kendall, who doesn't seem to mind cross-dressing captions, which is good for me, since I seem to be making more and more of them lately. I still make magic ones too, or keeping them vague so your idea is as good as mine as to have far along they are, but yeah, I guess I've been in a cross-dressing groove creativity wise.

I am betting that lots of our readers wish that when they were in college they were "Captured" by a rich girl that loved to dress them up and take them out as a female. Who wouldn't want a sexy sugar mama to make them the girl they've always wanted to be? Got any other scenarios playing around in your head. Mention them below and perhaps they'll be turned into a caption by me or perhaps any of the other dozens or so captioneers that frequent this blog.

Sorry I didn't post earlier but I was celebrating the Red Sox getting to another World Series. All they need is another 4 wins out of the next 7 games and they will be world champions!


I LOVE THAT DIRTY WATER!

 

Stepmother is helping John .. Study Abroad!

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Full speed ahead!


Made this one for Wendy, and its sort of a callback to the TG classic genre of "Auntie" or "Step Mom" as seen at Jeanna's Transformation Adventures which I think collects most of her work as done for Bimbo Sanctuary I believe. I kept my usual styled layout, and Step-mom's monolog isn't quite as Bond-ian, but it still does say a mouthful. I assume when Wendy actually comes back, she'll get both an earful from Mumsy, but might find out her dad has been changed for the better as well!


Hope everyone is having a great weekend. The weather here has been awesome, though it is going to cool down starting Wednesday, and by next weekend the high's will only be in the 40's! I love the air this time of year, and look forward to being able to breathe better once all the plants die! Crisp fresh air is always so reviving for me! Bring on Halloween!

The Wind-up .. and the Bitch!

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THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!


I was in the mood for making a baseball caption for Dalene, especially since the Red Sox are in the World Series again .. but you already knew that if you've been reading my blog! LOL I had this picture placed in a caption setting back a week or two ago for Dalene, but I hadn't come up with a good enough idea to flesh it out and left it blank for the meantime, and worked on other captions instead until it finally hit me tonight.

My clever idea was that the infield is a perfect way to call out the four corners of a magic circle. I mean, each base represents a cardinal direction, and usually we try to keep it measured out 9 feet or so .. and a diamond is 90 feet to each base so it lines up very nicely. We also try to use something made of wood to create a doorway, and once again, a bat seems to work as a good replacement for that requirement (usually we tend to use a carved wand or homemade broom.) I have no idea if its been used as a TG caption or story idea yet, but the baseball diamond as a magic circle totally makes complete sense to me.

Once I had that, I just worked my way through the story and edited on the fly. I knew I wanted to put the famous quote from "A League of Their Own" somewhere in the caption. "Straddling the rubber" was in my mind from when I first saw the photo, so it was the basis for the zinger at the end.

When I was posting this to her trade folder, I counted the captions I'd done for her, and this one happens to be either number 26 or 27. I guess that goes to show that if you have good, expansive preferences, and take the time to comment and return captions in a timely manner, you'll get lots of people to trade with you. I know she's probably got over 500 captions in her folder.




Hiding Out .. Blog Exclusive!

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Just have to make sure she blends into the background.


Been working on a "Scare the Girl Into You!" caption for someone I can't mention yet because it is supposed to be a Halloween Surprise on the Haven. The way it works is this, as per Jezebel:
This is sort of like the cap trade game that Chelsea just ran but with a slight change. This is Halloween themed! So scary, spooky and similar type caps are welcomed here as long as the victim gets the girl scared into them. Again it is Russian Roulette style with caps. As anyone enters they will be added to the table below and a scary location that they need to enter.

The first week in October, I will randomly pick a players victim and a location separately (so you might not get the scary location of your choosing) and pm that player with their info. They have a month to work on a devilish, scary, spooky, terrifying cap for the victim which they need to deliver on Halloween - October 31st. Please work with the victim's preferences.
     Player/Victim Name     Scary Location
1     Jezebel (Jinny)  Graveyard
2     Commentator (Dawn)  Abandoned Lab
3     Chelsea Baker  Cabin in the Woods
4     AnneOniMouse (Ken / Anne)  Abandoned Funfair (a la Scooby Doo)
5     Niemand (Katja)     Lost Mansion, overgrown by plants
6     JaySeaver  Long-standing [mental] hospital (hasn't been renovated to modern standards. At night.)
7     sg11 (Elyssa)  Haunted Castle
8     Terri  Deserted Warehouse
9     Gwendolyn  Waterfront at night
10     magiclycurvy (Wendi)  Abandon factory.
11     Dementia (Dee)  A old crime or accident scene celebrating(?!?) an anniversary of the event
12     Victoria Knox (Vicky)  Abandoned catholic church.  Overgrown with kudzu and everything.
13     misschinagirl (Miss Zagros)  The Gates of Hell according to Chinese tradition -  ghost city of Fengdu (she has supplied links for info)
14     Maddie King  A old abandon summer camp                                                                                                
15     Lady Victoria                 
A spooky gothic manor                                                                                    
16      Silence (Kate)                        
A Dark Forest at midnight                                                                                        
17     Lurker                     
A Witches Sabbath
18     XxDarrellxX (Rachel)                      
Spooky Roller Disco
19     lacysliplover (Lacy)                      
New Orleans Voodoo Music Experience or Disneyword and the Haunted Mansion
20     T_M (Felicia Hextus)     
A lost spaceship
* Also keep the blood to  a minimum, I do not think anyone wants to come to the Haven and see blood running down it's walls.
* Gore to the minimum, I don't want anyone throwing up.
 So we all entered our hats into the contest and gave a location. I loved mine and wished I had gotten it, but alas, I did not. I can't wait to read the one that got my suggestion! It took me until today to actually wrap my head around what I wanted to do with my scary location .. and of course, it seems like I reference it more than actually show it. Trust me, finding some of these topics in a source photo can be very hard to work out. I will tell you that I didn't get a "Spooky Roller Disco" but honestly, how many pictures of that can you find out there on the internet?

So, I worked out some pictures I wanted to use and did a 2 panel caption .. and its not quite scary. Its a very Dee caption, but when you get a caption from me, it is scary with a touch of humor. Its a bit over the top, but in a non-scary way I think. Hopefully my recipient will enjoy my Dee-sign enough that they won't mind it being more "Scream" or "Scary Movie" than "The Exorcist" or "Night of the Living Dead" in tone and plot.

I made the above caption while hunting down pictures for the "Scare the Girl Into You" caption, and its pretty self-explanatory. My thought originally was to go and exaggerate the amount of ways she could've been chased .. thoughts of "Stole Bigfoot's slippers?" and "Woke up right before aliens were about to give you an anal probe?" came running through my head ... but I really didn't have enough space to do it and still have it legible for people to discern the text over the photo. So when I cut out the ludicrous questions, I found the answer to be more unexpected somehow. If he is spouting some weird-ass conspiracy theories, and she answers with the truth, he is going to think she's just flirting back or having fun with him. I had the movie "French Kiss" starring Kevin Kline in mind when I started and I just kept the location and made it a tad more serious. Its still humorous considering the last few lines, but does ring true in our little TG genre. Some of us just wouldn't give up a new body!

  A delightful lesser known hit for Debbie Harry.

DISCUSSION QUESTION: Do you like the caption better this way, or the almost slapstick version I was describing up above? Does it work better as a somewhat serious caption or would it be much more acceptable as an almost parody piece?

Women notice the subtle things!

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I mean, this is really subtle right?


Well, this is a quickie post as I've been sick, I went to see Rifftras's version of "Night of the Living Dead" and trying to avoid watching the Red Sox currently losing Game 2 of the World Series.

This was written for Shauna Marie a few years ago, and what the hell .. it contains mentions of an Imp which is always fun to read, don't you think? I have referenced them in the past, mainly in this caption post, "Mindi and the Imp" which you can find HERE.

Well, anyway, I'll be posting more over the weekend. Have a great night!



Hailey's Nightmare on Elm St .. The Dream Worriers! w/ a DIY

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Don't wanna dream no more .. but definitely wants to keep shopping!


Here's a bit of strangeness I made with Hailey in mind, since the model's legs are wrapped in some bright blue tights. What really attracted me to the photo though was the photographs on the floor, and what role they played in the composition of the picture as a whole. The model herself has that quizzical look of puzzlement and I wanted to play up that angle in my story.

I just started writing, and knew that it would be confusing, which is fine with me, as I am not quite sure I wanted to solve the mystery for her, or for us either. The caption gives resolution to Hailey, at least according to the way the information is being perceived by her at the moment, but the reader should of course read a bit more into it. The way our lives are lived, we can only use deductive reasoning to figure out life the best we can, and hindsight is only afforded to us AFTER the fact.

I haven't really felt well all this week, probably due to the changing of the weather and my sinuses have been draining into my chest, causing body aches, dry mouth, sore throat, and just general misery. Because of that, I've been hanging on the computer more than usual and I made up a few little TG diversions to amuse myself, which I shall be posting over the next week. I have some gender war propaganda made up, and a few more blog exclusives like the caption above. Also, I figured I would try another DIY Captioning treat for readers of the blog.


Write up a story for this caption setting. You can put it in the comment section below, or if you belong to the Haven, you can PM it to me there if you don't want people to see it before I publish the results in a week or so. This can be fun for those of you that don't have the time or patience to create captions .. just write up a suitable story and I'll plug it into the caption! Easy Peasy!


I LOVE that friggin' guitar! Its called "Mr. Scary" and I am not sure it exists anymore :(

Steffi's Definitely Up to ... Something!

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I think there is certainly some trouble brewing for Ron!!


I try not to make captions for Steffi/Britney that involve naked models .. not only because they are unrealistic for the stories that she likes, but also I think its probably a bit more explicit than she likes BUT I'm hoping she'll make an exception for this one. I saw the photo and immediately a story popped into my head for her, and I just HAD to caption it!

I think that everything in the picture lined up perfectly for what I wanted to say. Somehow this image just screams, "Brother trying to get his sister in trouble and gets in way over his head!" and I can think of many delicious ways to keep the story going past the ending of this caption.

I mean, does Tammy start blackmailing Steffi with all her pictures of him all dressed up or expose him to everyone he knows, including his family and friends? Does Damien get a date to the prom or did Tammy have Damien set up Ron ahead of time to "catch" Steffi posing? Hell, does Tammy make Steffi dress up his best friend and also take part in photos too? It can go in so many different ways. If you have something else in mind, post it below in the comments!


I think I'm about 8k away from breaking my previous best month for page views so keep popping in and keep an eye on this blog as we get closer and closer to Halloween. I should be posting my "Scare the Girl into him" caption on October 31st and I think I have a few other things I can post in between.



Creepshow, Peepshow, or Both?!?

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What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse? Why? .. Having fun?


JUST whipped this one up fresh for Wendy .. who seems to just keep filling my caption trading folder with captions! I was in the Halloween spirit and remembered some pictures I had saved back a few weeks ago of some new "vintage" photos so I looked them up to see what I could work out.

Haunted attractions are big here in New England. Something about Halloween and the autumn season just brings out all the creepy vibes. The sun sets earlier, leaves are falling from the trees, and outline the sky like boney arms trying to smother the moon. We have cemeteries, many old and abandoned, and I often will do grave rubbings of really interesting designs. We have Zombie 5k races, haunted hayrides, monster mini-golf, haunted military forts, haunted corn mazes, haunted islands, and lots of haunted factory buildings since the industrial revolution has pretty much left New England many years ago. With many colleges around, that means cheap labor to haunt those old buildings and many are run for charity. That gave me all the idea I needed to whip up this hopefully interesting caption.

One of the things I do miss is the old-fashioned "dark ride" as they call it in the carnivals, where you and hopefully a girl you like, ride around in a cart and get startled by neon glowing ghoulish art lit by black light, and hopefully snatch a few kisses (or make out!) during the 2 minute ride .. as your friends watch for the few times you are visible outside. You get bonus points if the two of you are kissing when you are seen by the public! I haven't been to the Haunted Mansion in Disneyworld in over 20 years, but its my goal to get down there again in the next few years and enjoy it from an adults standpoint. I know all the technical designs from having read books, and it would be so nice to see it all in action. If I ever hit the lottery, trust me, I will try to buy many of the old carnival rides and have them operational at my spacious mansion, along with skee-ball and a roller rink!


DISCUSSION QUESTION: What are some of your favorite memories of carnivals, old time amusement parks, and such? Didn't it seem like such a magical, yet dark, place for all your wildest fantasies to come true? Even if it was just touching a girl's boobs through her t-shirt? Did you go and check out the Freak Show or visit the fortune teller?
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