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The Socially Aware Retro Time Machine! * NOW UPDATED!! *

November 21, 2014, 8:57 pm
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Of course, if you can't travel into the future, as Hawking says, all time machines are retro!


Made this one for RedOchre, and I had been waiting to do so, because I didn't have any fresh ideas that were worth really expanding, and for some reason, I wanted to do a time travel story, since she's apparently an anthropologist! Hopefully not an ancient one, because I went for a much closer time period culturally, as you can read in the story.

As mentioned in the post for her trading folder:
Was waiting for a good story to come through my brain for a caption for you, and in seeing this picture, I had my muse, so to speak. However, the story sort of got away from me length wise, and I only had one picture of the model, hence, its a bit more crowded than my usual caption. 

I do think its a fun little sci-fi romp, and I hope you enjoy!
Yes, it certainly did get away from me. I had written stuff, shrunk down the text (my font is usually set to around 30 pt, and this one ended up around 17.50 pt!) and then wrote some more. I really wanted to stress the trapped part because she's really into that. If not, I probably could have ended it a the vintage clothing line. However, I think that the story needed (and deserved) a bit more flesh on the bone. This is one of the few times I really wish I had another picture of the model so that I could've thrown half of the text into another panel.

** This morning I found another picture of the model, so I went back to give the text more space. I ended up writing a few extra paragraphs, since the way I wanted to divide up the story made it so there were only two or three paragraphs in the second panel. I'm not sure that RedOchre will like it as much because the original was a bit bleaker in her entrapment, but I think that taking advantage of the situation presented while still being trapped makes it a bit more balanced. So here are the newly redesigned caption panels for you to peruse!**



I wasn't going to post tonight, but without any comments on the golf caption, and honestly I probably wouldn't comment on another persons golf caption either, I didn't want it sitting at the top for another day or two so I decided to put this one up, which I feel has really good story. We do hit dry spells occasionally and perhaps the last one posted needed to be a bit more moist!


DISCUSSION QUESTION: You tell me, was it too much text for the caption setting? Should I have edited it down or just leave it the way it is because its fine enough the way I posted it? Anything you didn't quite understand? *Which did you like better, the original or the redux?*
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A Moment of Self-Rediscovery ...

November 23, 2014, 8:02 pm
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.. is a lifetime on the hips, amirite ladies?


This was a case of finding a picture and immediately having an idea that I had to put into caption form at the moment. For some reason, the whole design of the room made me feel like she was in a restaurant, especially since you can't see a bed, dresser or anything else, even in the reflection of the mirror.

One of my favorite types of caption styles are to juxtapose settings with stories that give you a punchline you weren't expecting. I think its a case now where people often figure that I *WILL* do that so I try to balance that out with captions like the one in the last blog post which was fairly straight forward. If I can keep a reader off-balance, then I think I've done my job.

The only thing I don't particularly like is that amount of negative space in the lower left of the caption, but I didn't want to narrow her speech anymore, and making larger would've seemed like she was yelling, which isn't an attractive thing for a lovely woman in front of a mirror to be doing!

Had a pretty good weekend. Got to watch the Patriots kick ass again, this time over the Detroit Lions. That's a seven game win streak now, and the 4th division leader they've beaten, with a chance to beat a 5th next week if they can derail the great Packers team at Lambeau field next week. Also, did some shopping, for both food (got me a fake, stuffed turkey to munch on for Thanksgiving) and a new artificial Christmas tree. Got a good deal at Home Depot. I remember when you used to be able to get a good deal on trees after December 25, but they don't do that anymore. Many times you won't even find any trees left by the middle of December, so we took the 50 percent off to make sure we didn't have to use a Charlie Brown tree again this year! Now a quick few days at work (I took Black Friday off so I'd have a 4 day weekend) and its on to December!


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LIGHTS! ..The DIY Results!

November 25, 2014, 6:30 pm
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Apparently people seem to think I'm some crazy bitch bent on world domination!!!


Whoever gave them that sort of silly idea anyway? LOL

Well, then, I have been busy finalizing a car purchase so I have not had much time to really whip up an official blurb for each caption that was submitted, but I hope everyone will show them some love anyway and let the creators know what you think about their work! Two were submitted fully complete by their creators, and two submitted stories to be placed into the caption setting. I really like the font I chose for those two since it just seems to scream electricity without being too jagged or slanted. All I can say is, "great job everyone! Keep up the good work!"

The one up above is from Sarah Ashley, the one below is from Dawn (Commentator)


The next one is from Helena:


And lastly, but certainly not least, is Brittany7 from the Haven.


I hope that everyone has had an illuminating experience on this DIY Challenge!



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How Many Brands and Styles of Pantyhose Could There Be?

November 26, 2014, 7:38 pm
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I'm betting that Katie Mills knows now! Happy Thanksgiving everyone!


I saw this picture two days ago and immediately had an idea for a quickie caption for Katie Mills. Not everyone gets to have their own clothing, and often, especially when you are younger, have to borrow it from someone, which is usually a mother or sister. Once you hit a certain age though, I would imagine that wearing their clothes would make you feel a bit icky for deriving sexual pleasure from something own/worn by a family member, so the next logical step would be girlfriend/wife.

From reading other's journals, they take meticulous care in leaving things EXACTLY the way they were laid out before they arrived, which I can understand, as I'd often go into my dad's dresser to find his dirty videotapes, carefully setting the counter to 0000 so I could rewind ever so precisely back to where it was when he'd taken it out of the VCR. You'd think though, that when it come to clothing, and specifically intimate clothing, they'd realize something was amiss. Perhaps raiding the hamper would yield the best results since they've already BEEN warn, and hell, if you love their scent, it most likely would increase the arousal.

That gave me the idea for the caption, that Patrick had worn his wife's clothing and messed up her tights with a run, which of course is always a possibility. I can't think of anything they sell in a store that is expected to break as quickly as pantyhose are! Making a swap though can always prove challenging. I have a friend that had their child's fish die supposedly while they were at school, and tried to find one so their child wouldn't know. A little after the girl came home, she told her parents, "I think I have one of those Jesus fish I think. He came back from the dead!"

Other than that, its just a case of realizing the situation you are in, and trying to make the best out of it using reason. "Oh Honey, don't look at it like you've got a cross dressing husband, think of it as gaining a much bigger wardrobe!"

I hope that everyone celebrating Thanksgiving tomorrow gets to spend time with their family or loved ones, and you don't overdose on turkey and football. If you do, think of me, eating my Tofurkey and watching football, while wearing earplugs so my family's yelling won't make me deaf!


When I see the events of the world recently, I can only hope that everyone could treat others the way they'd wish to be treated. Hatred only begets more hatred, and feeds it like the monster it truly is. Only if we starve it at the source can it be eradicated. May our blessings nourish our world, and multiply upon those with less to be thankful for. If we sow what we reap, I hope your bounty is plentiful, meaningful and nourishing.
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Staying Home on Black Friday .. with Amazon MEGAPRIME!

November 28, 2014, 8:32 pm
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They are really trying to stop you from going to the malls, aren't they?



Hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving (or as non-Americans call it, Thursday!) yesterday and haven't been crushed by an avalanche of consumers during this Black Friday Extravaganza 2014. I am happy to report I hadn't heard of any deaths in a store this year, but you can never be too safe. That is why we have this caption to let you know of an upcoming on-line gift delivery system. It even knows all the sizes so you don't have to worry about getting something that doesn't fit. I mean, there is no way that your items WON'T FIT. "It's unpossible", as Ralph Wiggum would say!

I ventured out last night at Midnight, mostly to hit this discount store that opens then, and they don't really have anything that people wouldn't want during the day, but DAMMIT, they have to be open! A friend and me have been every year its open right at midnight and we always buy something stupid there, like a can of tuna fish or a spatula .. mostly to celebrate the spirit of unfettered capitalism. Then we drove by Walmart and Target and laughed at all the people standing there in line with snow falling on them and felt slightly sad .. for them, not us.

This morning, I got up around 8:30, ate some Thanksgiving leftovers in a burrito, then hit a couple stores, mostly looking for a few stocking stuffers, since we are pretty much done with our Xmas shopping. It was liberating to leave Target with only a video game for myself and 2 cans of Nacho Cheese flavored Pringles Tortilla chips while people had carts filled with plunder.

Anyway, I made that caption for Transformed61, who was offering a THREE for ONE caption trade if the story involved Black Friday, shopping, or something black, whether a race change or someone wearing black (that is what it sounded like at least!) so I knew it was something I could work with. I definitely won't look a gift horse like that in the mouth, or even the other end of the horse!

I have been doing all my driving in a "new" car finally! Got myself a Ford Escape after looking at a bunch of Jeeps. This Escape was pretty immaculate (125k miles) and had all service records since it came out of the factory, and even some extra after-market parts so I am well pleased. I'll be eating floor scraps and wood shavings for the next few years, but its worth it to have a safe ride so I'll be able to pay off the loan on it!


If you want some leftover Thanksgiving goodness, you can check out an old post I made HERE.
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But Auntie! I Want to Go to the Mall!

November 30, 2014, 7:09 pm
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Most boys my age wear pink tights all the time, right?


Made this caption for Pantyhosegurl on the Haven, and when I saw the picture, I came up with another "Auntie styled" caption. Whenever I can, I try to emulate that feeling that Auntie invokes, while still putting my own spin on it. as I mentioned in the post:
Hope you enjoy! i can only imagine what she did to get you to be like that, and what she is going to do to you now for your insolence!
Auntie always seems to be a bit out of touch (Aerobics? That's SO 1983!) but I think that helps sell the caption. For all we know, Bobbi thinks its 1983 as well, wanting to hang out at the mall! My girlfriend and I were at a mall on this Saturday (the Saturday after Black Friday) around 4 PM and I think there MIGHT have been 100 people in the entire mall shopping. Hard to believe that the economy sucks that bad, so it has to be that this mall does not have the stores needed to pull in people to shop on one of the biggest retail weekends of the year (and the weather was perfect so its not like they were all snowed in.)

I hope everyone had a wonderful Holiday weekend, and arrived back home safely if you did travel. The web traffic was VERY slow here, and I think everywhere else too. I am thinking I might be able to make some new captions on Monday, and towards the end of the week as things slow down here at home for a week or so, and as an escape from work, which will be picking up as the end of the year approaches. Hopefully I can get motivated and make some more holiday inspired creations!



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"Dreams Are Merely Seeds in the Garden of Our Mind."

December 1, 2014, 5:43 pm
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"What grows there is up to the person that nourished them!"


or so says me, Goddess Dementia! Since I made the caption, I get to say the wise words around here!

Anyway, I wrote this caption for KarenSue as an exercise in writing smut with a deeper underlying metaphor in there somewhere. I am wondering if my fear of commitment reared its ugly head through this caption or what have you, but it could be a definitely interesting case study on whether there are subtexts underneath what is an interesting TG caption.

At the very least, if you wish to take it literal, you have a demonic entity taking charge over her formerly male husband, and converting him night after night with building blocks that will make him female. In a way, its probably a good idea to give someone a background and foundation to memories and such that they can call upon to cope with their current life situation after a gender change.

Then again, it could be a sort of inception level experience folding back upon itself somehow, where pieces of what he dreams are real, and his 'actual life' is more of a fantasy concocted as a way to escape his everyday existence.

I don't think there is necessarily a right and wrong answer. I don't have any perspective on it due to me just creating it about an hour ago. What does this caption say to you? Please let me know!


We are about a week away from his assassination, but what a legacy that John Lennon left, and I wonder what the world would be like if he hadn't been killed. A man that preached peace through music, and we could certainly use more of that in this world. I was young when this song came out, or even when he died for that matter, but I used to play the 45 often. I had no idea of what Lennon stood for at the time, but he was about as anti-bullshit as a famous person could be. We definitely need more gardeners like him.
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The View From Up Above ...

December 3, 2014, 6:52 pm
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.. Makes me see the hope I may have missed!


Made this one the other day. Saw the picture as a thumbnail, and opened it up because I wondered why there was so much open space in it (perhaps it was just a wide scenic shot of a town from above?) and that perhaps I could fill that area with text. Once opened, I saw the rainbow and thought of this storyline of someone about to end their life.


Life can really suck, and sometimes its hard to get out of that funk, especially when you are so deep down into it. A sense of perspective and from a different angle, can change your point of view, and often its that fleeting moment that can turn things around. An unexpected hand that can lift you up and show you things can get better, if you only believe they will.


When you are up above the rest of the world, you can look down and see connections, patterns, and pathways that aren't in view at ground level. It also forces you to look upward and face the clouds and vast open sky, with nothing standing in your way. You can't find your rainbow unless you look up and expect it to be there when you need it. If your eyes are closed, you can only see darkness. With eyelids squinted, you can only see the white light, boring white light. When you truly open them, you'll see all the pretty hues that nature provides. Let them color your world vibrantly.


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No Coal for Leeanne This Christmas!

December 5, 2014, 8:36 pm
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I think she will definitely get a pearl necklace or two though!


Made this one today for Leeanne as I was wandering through my D'archives of source pictures. In this case, I thought of a sissy's wife having something warm inside her panties, so why not Leeanne? It is rare for me to not put the subject's image in a caption, but in a way, this could make it feel much more universal ... well, as universal as for anyone with their sissy name being Leeanne!

Anyhow, its the first of at least three Christmas captions I'll be posting here in the blog. I definitely have two more on the way, as I've created them for the 25 Days of Christmas post on the Haven. One provisionally stars Katie Mills, and the other contains no names so a reader could imagine themselves as the protagonist. Both would be Hallmark Christmas specials if I had my own network, but until that happens, you'll have to just enjoy them in caption format.

Do you think we should have one last DIY Challenge, or start them up again in the New Year? I know this month can be very busy, even just maintaining a web presence, never mind whipping up stories and captions. Let me know, as it wouldn't be that hard for me to conjure up a TG caption setting for others to write .. I would just hope I'd have people reading that could have time to create something on their own we could post when the Challenge is over.


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Not Just the Decor Has Changed!

December 6, 2014, 7:37 pm
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Though what Lyndee wants is still the same!


Made this one today as I saw the picture and immediately thought of Lyndee. Fairly basic caption but it makes you wonder a bit about things that happen a month or two after your usual TG caption transformation has occurred. So the "bro-tastic" protagonist has met his match and been turned into a woman after a late night bar crawl / one night stand by the goth/witch/gypsy/pixie .. is he going to live in the same apartment with the stack of 30 pizza boxes and the industrial wire spool for a coffee table? Most likely not! With new body parts, its likely that not only is the bathroom spotless, but the toilet seat is permanently glued to the rim! Only the bedroom with clothes strewn all over the place is there allowed to be a mess! Who am I kidding?!? Any early twenties person is going to have a slovenly living experience unless they are OCD. Girls won't be as bad as guys, but it'll still have lots of clutter and disorganization.

Well, that original thought is what went into making this caption. Sometimes in making these captions, and pointing of the differences, I feel like one of those stereotypical bad comics that are all like, "Black people be all like ...  White people all be like ..." Its all in fun though, and if you don't get enjoyment out of TG Captions, we aren't doing it right!


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Cleaning Can Be Such a Chore .. Can't it?

December 7, 2014, 6:32 pm
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Of course, it is always a great idea to stay on your wife's good side!


Made this one for KarenSue back in September, then forgot to post it here on the blog, so I've remedied that situation! Its a caption with a set-up like the one I made for Dawn recently, but it works so well, why not shuffle the chairs on the deck a bit?

As mentioned in the original post in her trading folder. I said:
If you are stuck in a female body for a while due to your wife wanting you to understand what its like to be a woman, you might as well be adventurous, right? 
You really just have to make sure you don't take it too far!
and KarenSue replied:
 Well, people go to the Ikea store to look right? I'm just giving them something to look at right? Is it wrong to want to share? My mother taught me to share. Thanks bunches. 
love to stay and chat but there are all kinds of other horribly dusty furniture stores out there, and lots more sharing to do. ya hooo, catch me if you can sweety!
I love it when people engage in conversation and/or play along with the plot in their comments. Gives a bit of fun and camaraderie along with building up the community. I can't tell you how many times the banter and discussion has given me ideas on new captions. That interaction definitely stimulates the imagination, and that means more creativity.

If you don't have patience, head over to the Haven and see my entry for December 7th in the 25 Days of Christmas promotion. I will be posting it here, once it gets closer to Christmas. Ended up being a busier weekend than I thought so I hadn't gotten as much time to make captions as I thought I would. Perhaps this week, I can make some more and "bank" them so I don't have to post something as soon as it is created.


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C'mon in! The Water Is Fine If You Like It Cursed!

December 9, 2014, 6:04 pm
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Those pesky Indian curses can be such a bother!


Made this one for Shauna Marie yesterday after seeing the source photo really pop off my screen and into my mind. The story line twist came to me just about immediately after I decided to throw it into a caption setting .. which originally I was going to do for a future DIY Challenge. That has happened to me again today, with another water setting actually! Perhaps it's the thought that its now getting colder, with much of the country now getting snow and freezing rain.

Pretty much the comment discussion on the Haven was centered on Shauna not only being a lifeguard, but buying the area outright so she could make a fortune having others return. My response to that was:
Well, if you remain looking around 18 years old, I'm guessing you WILL own the resort at some point. Weird that no one questioned WHY the guy's mother brought him to a resort that catered to girls/women much more than young boys. Did she perhaps know something about that area of the lake beforehand? For that matter, was Shauna previously a boy or a man that possibly knew the history of the area? Maybe he was an anthropologist? Sometimes these questions demand answers!
Did any of those questions come to your mind after reading the caption? To me, its something you'd catch upon reading it through another time or two, but it IS there underneath the surface.

Unfortunately I don't supply the answers, even though I had the questions running through my head as well. I'm not sure if she discovered being a girl is better over those 6 weeks, or if she wanted to be a woman beforehand. I don't have any back story on the character so its fun to speculate. I'm not even sure if she knew about the "legend" before she changed. Perhaps she had heard about it and figured it was bullshit and jumped in anyway, figuring that is was a special spot just for females to swim without being tormented by guys. Or after the change, she wondered why it happened and consulted a local historian that regaled her with the tale that led to her womanhood.

And all this is another reason why I love making TG captions. I write one up and it lets me explore the world I've created with greater detail using my imagination to escape from everyday life in the real world. It connects me with others that share my passion, and makes that "real world" just a little bit smaller and brings those people just a little bit closer, no matter how far the distance is measured in miles or years experienced on this blue-green marble revolving around the sun.


.. And get commenting again real soon! I have another number in mind to be reached for a free caption. I should be posting yet another of those "Free" captions for Helena soon since she keeps hitting those, "magic numbers". Also, does anyone know where Ian went? I haven't seen a comment from him on any blog in quite some time. Hoping its just been a busy season for him and that he'll be back soon to our community.
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Miss Simone's Escort Service .. Luck Be a Lady Tonight?

December 11, 2014, 6:04 pm
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Life on the Vegas Strip can often be a real drag!


Made this one the other day for Simone, and mostly because I miss her lately, and when I saw the picture, I had a pretty good idea of the plot and that she was starring in it. Can't really argue with the results, can I?

Not sure I have very much explaining to do on this one. The pose led me to the, "let it ride with me, Lady Luck" line and I filled in the details from there. That pose just had something to just draw you in, like an unveiling of something special, whether a pussy that could whistle "Dixie" or something she could unfurl and display like Old Glory.


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The Things We Shouldn't Have Said

December 12, 2014, 9:50 pm
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Words are powerful. Sometimes we don't remember that until it's too late!


Made this one for Brittany7, and I hope I have finally caught up with her! The picture just spoke to me in a way that was, "I was cursed by something you said!" I know that with most women, the worst thing you can say is, "stop acting like your mother!" IF that comes out of your mouth, you know there is at least one night of sleeping on the couch, or even worse, outside with the dog! I knew I could work that into a caption, and that this was the perfect vehicle for inclusion.

For guys, being compared to a teenage girl is probably one of the worst things that could happen. In general, unless you are a teenage guy, there isn't much to be intimidated by when it comes to young women .. and as a guy you don't want to feel powerless.

So add those two together, and you get what is hopefully a fun and amusing TG caption.


DISCUSSION QUESTION: Should this blog do something special for the Christmas Season? I usually post 'holiday' captions starting a few days before Christmas, and we've done "link swap" a few years ago ... but does anyone have any thoughts on what we should do this year? Feel free to bring up ideas in the comment section!
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Fun Times at the Carnival .. and a NEW DIY Challenge!

December 14, 2014, 7:22 pm
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Make sure you go to a reputable Carnival!


Made this one for Nadine, who was away from the Haven for some time due to family issues, but she is now able to drop in and keep in touch with us again. Figured that I'd give her a welcome back caption. I liked the photo and knew it had a story to it and I hope she enjoys it.

Still hoping for some suggestions on how to celebrate the end of the year, with both Christmas and New Years Eve coming. I'm definitely open to some new ideas.

Noticed that in the "Loved It" and "Meh"ratings, people didn't much like the sissy caption I made for Leeanne. Oh well! While I tend to make more magical captions than anything else, I'm going to try to make captions featuring MANY different topics/fetishes. Like the New England weather, I am going to be all over the place, perhaps even more so in the new year.

Also, wanted to give out one last DIY Challenge for 2014. If you have some time to kill while the holiday season trudges on, I hope you'll write up a story to go with this caption setting. I'm hoping it'll be easy enough to work with that everyone that visits this blog would want to post something. The deadline is New Year's Eve, December 31 at Midnight PST.


Back in a day or two with some more captions!


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Do What Lindsay Did .. Not That!

December 16, 2014, 8:34 pm
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You need to follow directions when you are a model!


Writing this one up quick because Rifftrax has a 2 hour special on NatGeoWild channel at 9 PM. For those not in the know, its the guys from Mystery Science Theater 3000, and they are going to be doing their thing to a few "animal" channel shows.

Anyway, I made this for Terri, as she's been a great coordinator for the "25 Captions of Christmas" that has been running on the Haven. I saw the picture, and knew the background of the pose, so I figured that would actually make a great plot line for the caption. I think people can gather up the background for it pretty easily, so I shouldn't have to explain it.

Sarah Ashley, leave me your preferences in the comments section , as you were the correct number commenter for one of the many things you said the other day. Mostly I need to know a male name, a female name, and if you prefer full gender transformations or if you'd like to be a crossdresser or she-male. Also, if you have a preference to be with a male or female (or it doesn't matter) and perhaps a short blurb about things you like in TG captions. "Why?" you ask? Because I will make you a caption with those things included if they need be. All part of my plan to get people chatting here on this blog. There will be another opportunity to get a personalized caption coming soon!


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Sarah Ashley's Island of Mystery!

December 17, 2014, 6:35 pm
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.. it sure as hell isn't Gilligan's Island!


Made this one as a reward for Sarah Ashley making the 3365th comment on the blog. I think that this caption, along with the one I posted last week, "C'mon In! The Water Is Fine If You Like It Cursed!" shows that perhaps heading to a Caribbean resort for some sun and relaxation might be a good idea if I could afford to go!

I know the weather hasn't been bad yet in most of the country (Buffalo excluded!) but I would imagine being stuck on that island would be a much better situation than shoveling a few feet of snow so you can get to work on time! I loved the picture as soon as I saw it, and immediately put it into a caption setting. Its also a bit wordier than I usually like to be, but some things just HAD to be told, and it needed to be a bit steamy as well. I hope Sarah enjoys it as much as I did when making it!


And if not, then at least I can give her a re-captioned gift as well .. she mentioned an older caption that she really liked .. so I remade it with her name in it instead. Consider it either a consolation prize or a bonus round surprise! Either way, thank you for commenting!


There might be one more "normal" caption posted here (two tops!) before I start doing the Christmas goodies. At this point, I believe I have five of them .. a few are naughty and a few are nice. They should all be new to this blog, though one or two have been posted to the Haven. I'm trying to work out the order of when they'll be posted, and there is caption for Katie Mills, and one for Kaaren within that block. If I end up with some inspiration and make more, perhaps I will start the festivities with the next post. We'll have to see, won't we?

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Kaaren Doesn't Want to Hog All the Egg Nog!

December 19, 2014, 8:59 pm
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It's a secret family recipe!


Well, shit! I forgot to post tonight, so I am whipping something together really quick! Made this one for Kaaren the other day, and its definitely weird. I saw the picture (its part of a set) and the story pretty much came right to me, and that it would be for Kaaren.

Its not exactly Christmas fare, but in the beginning it certainly DOES seem like a heartwarming story, doesn't it? If not the cockles of your heart, perhaps the sub-cockle area, or maybe further down. With enough rum, I think people could drink just about anything.

This caption does beg the question though of what would happen if he ended up consuming some DNA from another source? Would it change him/her? Will Kaaren continue to produce breast milk after her DNA stabilizes? Would her breast milk change others if say some other sissy like Leeanne decided to feed? Why don't you tell me below what you think would happen!



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Katie Mills and the Christmas Wish

December 21, 2014, 7:52 pm
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A wish spoken to Santa should always be a wish granted.


Made this one for Katie Mills a few weeks ago for the 25 Captions of Christmas that Terri runs on the Haven for quite a few years now. I knew I wanted to make one for Katie as she's had a bit of a rough year, and any time I can offer some encouragement. I will do so.

As I wrote in the post itself:
Once I get my minions to help take over the Hallmark Channel, this will be the first Christmas Special that I will produce.
I had been watching a few Christmas specials, so of course I had one playing in my head as I found the source photo. For me, this might be the Haven version I would like to see. A bit of heart, a bit of humor, and a happy ending on Christmas morning.

I hope you enjoy this, and if you could do so, try to donate some help to someone that could use it here at Katie Mill's blog. Here is what she wrote about a month ago:.
So I feel I should explain my situation better before I continue. I am sick, plain and simple. And unfortunately I lost my job. I am using all and every resource I have to stay afloat. And at times its trying. Believe me, I am not trying to make a sad story for you. The donations will go to help me through a tough time. So the donations will be used by me for myself and my family. 
At first I thought about making a paid membership site and making short films and such. But I enjoy capping and doing it for free. Compounded, making a site takes money and I unfortunately hit the end of my rope. So talking to another friend, she told me about a fundraiser site. I looked into it and am happy to say its safe and easy.It is completely discrete and no one sees your information. It is safe to use and your donations go directly to me. I promise that no one gets your identity or your information. I don't get to see it either. Just a donation! 
I appreciate you all for reading this, and if you find it to hard to do or afraid to put yourself out there I completely understand. And if you are on hard times as well then I hope it gets better for you. I hope you are all healthy and happy.
There are two ways you can help. One is to donate straight to her by clicking here for her on GoFundMe. Another way is to head to her blog and purchase a short story she created and published online which you can find at THIS LINK which is called, "Magical Nylons:A TG Transformation Tale" which is only 2.99 on Amazon. This way, you get a story and support Patrick/Katie when she needs some help ... some real help. If you like pantyhose/tights .. you can't do much better than this!


This is a great Christmas special that you'll never be able to see on TV or even DVD anymore, since The Muppets are owned by Disney, Sesame St. characters are owned by the Children's Television Workshop, and I think perhaps HBO owns the Fraggles? Please enjoy this as I think its a perfect mix of humor and heart. Hell, watch it JUST for the Swedish Chef trying to prepare Big Bird for the Christmas Dinner! I won't spoil the ending, but its worth it if you are a huge Henson fan.

I'll be back again Monday night.
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Leeanne's Naughty Christmas Surprise .. Nobody Doesn't Like Brenda Lee!

December 22, 2014, 6:28 pm
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I TOLD you that I hated that song!


Made this one last week, as I saw the picture and said, "I haven't seen many Christmas bondage captions!" so I definitely wanted to work with that idea. Earlier that day, I hit a store to pick up some sort of loose item and "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" came on over the loudspeaker and I cringed, especially since it followed another one of my least favorite songs, "Wonderful Christmas Time" which makes me wonder if Paul McCartney sold his sold to the devil, and Old Pitch's revenge is that he could only write really good songs until 1972 or so.

I used the hatred for songs like those and focused it into my caption, and still had fun. You know that if you had me as your dominatrix, you'd have to be on your toes, because other than the ballet boots you'd have to mince around in, I would be cracking wise, and any outbursts of laughter would result in at least a small spanking, or perhaps a few swats with my riding crop.

From the reference (sorta) of Hermie the Elf to the last line, its dripping with sarcasm and snark, and isn't that what the commercial version of Christmas is all about? I think most people have a few Christmas songs they like, and that they never hear because the mall is pumping out drivel to keep the people in line moving. Its sad to think that the Grinch special is nearly 50 years old and if anything, its gotten worse.

Anyway, I didn't write this as a comment on the negative parts of Christmas, I made it for fun and to have people smile. Plus I had written a few "NICE" Christmas captions and wanted to balance them out somewhat so people wouldn't think I went soft!


Now THIS is a Christmas song I can get behind. Tomorrow (for Christmas Eve) I'll be posting my favorite Christmas Song of all time, and on Christmas Day, I'll have my favorite Christmas Duet.
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