Well, here's an exercise to help in creating a reality check! How far can it go?
Made this the other day, and I'm actually going to call it a meta caption as I think it's got quite a bit in common with current real-life Damien. Well, real life mixed in with fantasy. I'm sure people could pick out some of the more fantastic parts.
It mostly started because the model in the picture has certain features and style of dress and hairstyle that my daughter does, so it went without saying that she looks a fair amount like me .. and I just went with it full throttle. I need content for the next few weeks here, so why not expand the palate in the meantime? You'll see more varied captions here soon, trust me!
I have had to cut down on animal flesh and cut out alcohol from my diet, and my daughter is a pretty good cook when she's motivated to do so. It's been rough trying to replicate the taste of beef .. I can do it somewhat with lentils and black beans, and veggie burger technology has come a long way in the last few years, but it just doesn't quite cut it when you really want some prime rib or roast beef.
I do exercise, but it ends up like this. I start working out, feel good, push too hard, aggravate my bad knee (years of playing hockey and being a baseball catcher .. plus beach volleyball as an adult) it fills with fluid, they drain, I wait a bit .. then rinse and repeat. I've lost and gained the same 20 pounds over and over again!
And my portion control is horrendous, mostly due to all those starving kids in India and China. You know .. you can't leave the table until you have cleaned your plate! I go to a restaurant and feel bad if I don't finish, even if they tell you they are literally serving you 2 or 3 portions. I'll eat until I end up throwing up! And the GF doesn't help as she has the diet of a 12 year old boy who will only eat food that comes in nugget format.
Everything else is either true or not. Perhaps you'll be pleasantly surprised at what is real! LOL So consider this caption a bit of an AMA .. limited time only! A peek inside Damien's world!
Blog exclusive so comment your brains out, and try the Vegan Bacon! It's horrendous because it's mostly seaweed and seitan (which is wheat gluten!) I am not sure how it's pronounced but I say it like SATAN .. as in "Can you get me another strip of SATAN'S ASSHOLE to put on my sandwich!"
God! All the forgotten memes! LEAVE BRITNY ALONE!