The first caption I've made for the Karen with ONE 'A' in her name! Come on inside to see it!
Though this most certainly could have been made for Kaaren too, but without the any sort of fighting on her part though. "Jeez, if you wanted to do this, I'd have left the front door open. No reason for you to break a window that you, my now husband, is going to have to fix later!" Is what I think that Kaaren would say, unless she was too busy sucking his cock to be intelligible!
This caption just came out of reading Karen's and Chelle's newish caption blogs. Newish in the sense that I've only discovered them within the last month or two, AND Chelle's is actually new. I'd been looking at their captions and then found this photo, and her pose just gave me that idea of a hypnosis meets Liar, Liar vibe (There's also a smattering of our "dear leader" believing that whatever he says HAS to be true thrown in there.) Of course, it isn't the "bad guy" that is about to get frisked in that position, but the innocent bystander .. who isn't going to be innocent much longer, but a corrupted soul for the benefit of her now husband.
Truth be told. if I was "Evil" and so magically inclined, I could definitely see my Damien side doing this to any number of my visitors to this blog .. provided they were up for it. Would never want to do that without consent, which is why the "evil" me would be the one doing it in this caption, but mindset definitely linked me to this caption in a way that others don't.
And this tends to be my style of "naughty" caption, where the picture isn't nearly as over the op as the story that accompanies it. I do have a caption or two with nudity coming up, but it's more sentimental than dirty as constituted at the moment. Guess it is part of my nature to try to throw people off a bit and go against the grain mood wise.
So this is a blog exclusive for Karen, though as I've said before, it can be posted to her blog if I get a link and proper credit. Hope she enjoys it first off, and that everyone else likes it too. If you all would like to elaborate on the back story, go for it! I didn't think it needed one, so I didn't bother coming up with the setup. Could be a completely random break-in, or something more dee-vious. Whatever you think it is .. will be YOUR truth!
Just heard this song today while shopping in a hardware store! Yeah! Works well with this caption though, doesn't it though? At least I know what a Lizzo is now! Do you?