.. ice cream dongs? Hmmmmm, it seems like you get nuts with it, no matter how you want it!
I think that this caption is something that S!sZy Kaaren would have enjoyed on a hot summer day!
Ok, real life intruding here for a moment. I've not posted because I do all my captions on my desktop computer with a 40 inch 4k TV. About 4 days ago, the AC unit in the room where it's located broke .. and getting an AC has been a bit problematic. Hopefully the one I ordered will be a ship-to-store arrival on Wednesday. In the meantime, I am sweating my ass off here, so I've not really made done anything lately in a creative manner. Hell, I'm lucky that I work in an office, or I'd probably have to take a week off for vacation. Right now, it's been 86 in here and it's 7 PM. GAH!
Anyway, a dong filled with ice cream would be most refreshing right now. I guess I'll have to settle for a chocolate covered frozen banana .. yes, I'm serious. When I'm done typing this in, I'm going to have one to cool myself off. Will I be deep throating it? Probably not, but hey .. here's your chance to imagine that!
Do I really need to say anything about the caption? It's pretty much what it is, and that's a lot of fun. Tell me how much you'd like to have been on the receiving end of the plot, or maybe the after-math, where you get the real thing, with the creamy insides that are a bit warmer and saltier. That's not caramel, sweeties!