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A New Locker Room Celebration for a New Gen(d)eration!
Hey, the Bruins are number 1 in the NHL Eastern Conference, and the Celtics are #3 in the NBA!Celebrate good times .. C'mon!Not a big Celtics fan, but I am a HUGE Boston Bruins fan, so I had to revisit...
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Very Interesting Tik-Tok .. AMIRITE?
I'd watch, especially if he teaches us how to do that on-point makeup! It's popping!Straight forward caption from me. Well, almost straight forward. It's got the Dee touch. Not sure what else to say. I...
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Someday the Image Will Match the Dream
Does the mirror lie, or does it not tell you the truth you'd like to hear?I guess this is a more pensive caption than most I make. It's relatively serious, even with a lovely model gazing at her lovely...
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A Highly Unscientific Method!
Scientists can certainly party, and they shouldn't be judged harshly if they do!The hardest partiers I've ever met were accountants. Damn, one of the few majors in college that I had trouble keeping up...
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Some Mysteries Are Easier to Solve!
Huge pet peeve of mine .. is now a caption here on my blog! Maybe she should check the freezer!Just a quickie for the night that I've just created. My daughter visited the other day and put the water...
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Dude, You're Not Helping!
Also, Dude! I had no idea what the hell to call this caption! I'm open for suggestions!Made this little quickie caption as I saw the picture, and figured it must've been shot a long time ago. That girl...
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Such a Saucy Wingman!
And hey! I had chicken wings for the 1st time in YEARS last night. They were very good!As someone that doesn't eat meat often anymore, due to some medical issues I've had in the past .. I spent last...
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Computer AI Are Going to Murder Us All in Our Sleep!
Even though we think we're wide awake! Come inside for lots of terrifying images and lots of extra captions!Stable Diffusion is anything BUT stable!That image looks ok when you glance at it quickly,...
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They Say, "BASIC" As If That Was a BAD THING!
Well, if I am going to get in trouble for things I say in a post, why not put some juicy stuff IN the captions?That was literally my idea for this caption. Use a picture that was pretty neutral,...
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Happy Mother's Day to Everyone!
I wasn't feeling it this year, but I tend to say that every year. I do love you all though!I made this back in 2020, which was a very rough year for myself, and probably a lot of you as well. A lot of...
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So Much Better than the Cheech and Chong Movie!
There must be a TG caption with this sort of plot line made by someone before, right?If not, WOOOOOO .. I'm an original bay-bee! Score one for the pop culture queen!Honestly, I am not sure how the hell...
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I Left You a Great Tip, My Friend!
Once again, my apologies to you. I'm trying my best. I really am.I've been hit with a wave of depression in my life, as it relates to a certain time of year for me. That is to be expected, of course,...
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The Correct Way to Heal
Hey look! A caption I made this weekend! Will wonders never cease?Just a quickie because I saw this image, and a version of the line that the mom says in the caption came into my head, and I thought .....
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It's a Benchmark Walk Around the Park!
You'd have to figure that I'd do another 'Bench' caption someday, right? Well, today's that night!Or something like that! I'll have to workshop that tag line and make it work somehow :)And this caption...
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Watch That First Step .. and the Second and Third One Too!
It's a doozy! I think we should all expand our vocabulary to use "doozy" at least twice a day!Made this caption for Lacy on the Haven. She loves frilly things, slips and hosiery; so it's not that hard...
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I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for ...
.. ice cream dongs? Hmmmmm, it seems like you get nuts with it, no matter how you want it!I think that this caption is something that S!sZy Kaaren would have enjoyed on a hot summer day!Ok, real life...
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The Case of the Phantom Phallus
The first caption I've ever made that was inspired somehow by Deion Sanders. Really!Well, it's a bit of a roundabout explanation, but here goes. I was reading a story about Deion Sanders, who is now a...
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B!tch, Please!
Well, sometimes my brain is just in a certain mood, so I have to go with it. Yes, that's a good brain! Yes it is!Made this for Obsidian on the Haven, and she likes naughty captions. I thought that this...
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Running the Numbers .. Again! Wait a Minute .. 2,300 posts? DAMN!
Yeah, apparently my last post was # 2,300! How did I not see it before?!? Yay, ME!And here's the funny part, this caption was written about a week ago, before I realized I hit a milestone round number...
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A Supersized Vacation on the Beach!
You do realize that TG captions tend to ignore the whole mass-displacement rules, right?I think that everyone else is on vacation, because I've not had a lot of people around. So I'm going to be...
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