The first caption I've ever made that was inspired somehow by Deion Sanders. Really!
Well, it's a bit of a roundabout explanation, but here goes. I was reading a story about Deion Sanders, who is now a college football coach. Because of NIL payments to college players and the ease of the portal system of recruitment, he's turned over a huge amount of the Colorado football team in just a few months, which has cause the ire of other coaches, presumably those that do not have the juice or recruiting skills that he does.
Anyway, part of the article talks about how he has already lost 2 toes to circulation problems, and could lose an entire foot. That sucks on many levels .. eww toes and suck .. ANYWAY .. but it got me thinking about that phenomena of how people that have lost digits or body parts still get the feeling that they are still there sometimes, and I had a teacher that lost bits of two fingers to a lawn mower, and he confirmed it as well.
So I read that at lunchtime, and apparently filed it away in my brain, then when I was looking for images to spark an idea for a caption, I came across this photo, and it all clicked into place.
I'm assuming that this picture was taken for one of those JOI videos you'll see on pr0n sites from time to time, but I think I've repurposed it nicely, don't you think? Maybe the next video from her will include instructions on how to kill properly with a good fingering technique!
Hope you had a wonderful weekend. With the AC installed, and only a SMALL hernia suffered by yours truly LOL, I made 2 captions last night and I should be making more again this week. Can't want to get back into the swing of things.
Dude made like 2 songs that were officially released 65 years ago, and he's still a legend in my mind!
Even The Cramps couldn't make this song any better.