It is so damn hot in this room! I am surprised this caption didn't melt!
Made this for Lyndee Mason, who I've known on the Haven for almost the entire time I've been there. As per what I wrote in her trading folder:
Well, it seems I haven't made you a caption in like ummm 18 or so months! That JUST WON'T DO!
Instead of whipping myself into a frenzy over it, I figured I was better off using my whip on much more deserving people.
And photographers always get invited to the best orgies right? Just make sure you read my standard contract sweetie!
Hope you enjoy! The model made me think of you and that set the wheels turning.
Is there such a thing as a celebrity dominatrix? I'm not sure if there ever was one, but I'm betting it would be fun to be the first one! So, since I do make captions, I can be whatever I want to be, and dammit, here I wanted to be a celebrity dominatrix that was probably a diva queen too!
Not like Lyndee doesn't get something out of this either! I'm betting she looks and feels a lot better now than she did a few days before. If she did a great job, there is a chance she could become the official photographer! Who wouldn't want to document debauchery for a living? Sign me up!
It honestly is hot as balls in this room. I will be throwing in the AC unit in this room over the weekend, so until then, my time writing these things will be short. Remember that there is a few days left for the DIY Challenge. I think we have only one submission so far! You can find the original post if you click HERE! Also, I will be posting sporadically over the next week. I haven't nailed down a schedule yet, so it might just be a seat of my pants thing, so keep starting at my ass and you'll find a few posts coming out soon I'm sure!
The first new album from the Monkees almost 20 years comes out of Friday and celebrates their 50th year in the music industry! The songs sound great and I can't wait to buy it over the weekend. Here is the first single, written by Rivers Cuomo of Weezer. Check it out .. it's awesome!