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There Ain't No Drama like .. GIRL DRAMA! Showdown or Throwdown!
"Bring it on!""Oh yeah, it'd been BROUGHT!""You call that brought? You got SERVED!"Or something like that! Sorry I wasn't around as scheduled yesterday. I'd love to weave some sort of a wondrous, tale...
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Hail to the First TG President!
A different type of Hope for 2016! A Change you can believe in!I saw this picture and knew I had to caption it. Figured this might be the only way that this US election could get any weirder.I am not...
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Another Mundane Day at Hooters!
Well, I wanted to make a caption for Sarine (Belladonna) and I had an extra picture or two! Why not?As per my intro, I had Sarine Davis on my mind. She is widely known on Fictionmania as Belladonna,...
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No Fucks Taken, and None Given Either! Screw 'em All!
I'm sure you could think of a rich, powerful guy you'd want this done on, right?Or do you want to be the rich, powerful guy? I bet for the right price we could take away the pain aspect of this...
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Mistress Mentia Has Lyndee Trapped Under a Gag Order!
It is so damn hot in this room! I am surprised this caption didn't melt!Made this for Lyndee Mason, who I've known on the Haven for almost the entire time I've been there. As per what I wrote in her...
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You are BOUND to be Wrong, Now and Again!
Sometimes you need to look at things from a different angle to really appreciate them!I am not sure if I have posted this one before. Made it a LONG time ago for Skylar. I loved the artsy look about...
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A Toast .. to the Way We Were .. or the Future?
One Bourbon, One Scotch, and Two Boobs!Originally made this for Jay Seaver back in December of 2008! When I was looking for an older caption to post, I liked this one, but the text was hard to read and...
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Why Do They Call You Tobacco Joe?
You know, there is a power to your name. Just ask Rumpelstiltskin!This should be one of the last flashbacks before I start posting some newer captions. It was made in January of 2009 for Bimbo Jessica,...
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Haven't You Ever Just Wanted to be Evil? Even for Just One Minute?
A new caption? WTF! Don't say I never spoil you! Just make sure you put on your evil clothes!Yeah, I actually had some time the other day and made a caption for Dawn (Commentator) and then yesterday,...
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Dee Is Definitely Not the Fuller Bush Salesperson! Answer the Door Wendy!
.. and we've got the DIY Challenge results too! So let's ring the doorbell and head on inside!Made this one for Wendygirl, and turns out that I owe her a ton of captions. She said not to worry about...
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A Booby Trapped Diary? Nah! That'll Never Happen!
Especially when it's posted to a TG Caption blog! What are we, some sort of witches or something?Hmmm, one of these weeks I'll be back on a regular posting schedule, I promise! Luckily people were...
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Cheerio! Your Stepmother Definitely Isn't Mary Poppins!
Plus an extra insta-caption referring to the recent Richard Simmons / National Enquirer brouhaha!Believe it or not, this storyline started in my head when I was looking at a post online from England. I...
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Don't Be a Square! Come On Down To Rubik's Dance Club!
It's all the TG you could want in a fun equation .. cubed!Made this for Wendygirl, who I am finally getting close to a balance between owing captions. I had a few ideas that ended up going into the...
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When Did Geeks Start Taking Over the World? Baby, Talk Nerdy to Me!
Don't answer. It's rhetorical. In today's world, being a brute isn't the survival skill that it used to be!A bit of honey works so much better!Made this for Felicia Hextus as I loved the picture and...
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I Want You to Want Me - Definitely Not a Cheap Trick!
Surrender, Surrender .. But don't give yourself away .. away .. away!!! We're ALL ALRIGHT!This caption happened organically, as in I found the picture and had an idea in my head, and while I was typing...
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Happy Father's Day! .. and a New DIY Challenge for June!
Sometimes Fathers do things for their Kingdom. Daughters do the same things for love!Interestingly enough, I made another caption that would be good for Father's Day, but it was made this afternoon,...
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Giving Your Daughter Exactly What She Needs! Happy Father's Day Again!
Milk .. It does a mommy's body good! Trust me on that!Made this one for Feargas, as I owed her a few captions, another of which you'll see later on in the week. She and her wife recently gave birth to...
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Don't Rock the Boat, Baby! Don't Tit the Boat Over!
The good news is that you are a healthy woman. The bad news is that you are a very healthy woman!Well I had a "I've got some good news, and I've got some bad news" idea that came to me when saw this...
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I Mean, Who Doesn't Know How to Tie a Necktie?
Well, other than Damien, the male version of me? Yeah, he still hasn't a clue!This is partially based on the real life me, who still hasn't learned how to tie a necktie. I actually have a thin silk tie...
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TG Daffinitions! Alfred E Newman would be proud!
Well, if corporate mascots were real and were into licentious product with prurient interest!So I guess the answer would be yes!On the Haven last night, Dawn (Commentator) from Dawn's Girly Site posted...
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