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Definitely the Wrong Part of Town for Geoff ..
.. but what about Dolly? If you haven't seen it before, it's still new to you!Been under the weather the last few days. I think the aggregate of everyone else on the planet being sick within the last...
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Take a Walk on the Mild Side!
Wanted to make a descriptive narrative with some wordplay sprinkled in. Check it out inside!Not sure why I came up with that title, other than the caption is about walking, and apparently my brain has...
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One Person's Nightmare Is Another One's Dream Come True!
Or perhaps it's a reality if that second person isn't even sleeping!Which person would YOU be?This one is hot off the presses, as I just made this one, and wanted it to get out to the public. Made it...
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For Sale: One Midlife Crisis .. Averted!
Well, you know, there is always a danger of getting in over your head when you hit middle age!Made this one for Rene Narciso, who didn't particularly like it. Hoping you readers will enjoy it. She...
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The Downtown Beautification Committee Enacts It's Mission Statement!
Maybe it's better off that our government officials do NOT have magical powers!Hmmm, and I saying anything political in this caption? Not officially. Some of my thoughts have bled through most captions...
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Just Like Two Peas in a Pod .. Well Maybe Only One is a Chick Pea!
Another caption fresh off the press .. you really want to read this one, don't you? Of course you do!I found this picture while zooming around the Internet and I just HAD to make something out of it....
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Damn Millennials are Destroying Everything!
So it's only a matter of time before they wreck havoc on whatever stuff hasn't been destroyed yet!Well, about 10 years ago, here at the Haven, there was a silly little meme going around that "Dee was...
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Valentine's Day .. One Month Later!
What day could THAT possibly be? Only the first day of the rest of your life amongst other things!Why yes .. it is PI day .. 3.14 in America. But it is also STEAK & a BLOW JOB DAY! Who could forget...
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Gluttony at the Haven Haus!
This is the THIRD caption in a row that deals with STEAK! I must be HUNGRY for MEAT!Well, you know what the hell I mean! Anyway, I made this caption for KarenSue, and it was a bit of a slog. As I wrote...
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Happy Belated Birthday to Mistress Simone! How Do You Like Your Unicorn? Rare!
One of my longest running friends here in TG World! Our friendship is almost a teenager!Mistress Simone is a fellow admin at the Haven, and I've known her pretty much the entire time that I've been...
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Is Dee Really Going Out With Reg?
Had no idea for a title until I started thinking about an old Joe Jackson song.Hope KarenSue don't mind this one. The muse drove me a bit off the path towards the ending, but I liked the slightly...
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Totally Un-Hinged! Not the Usual Night Shift Job!
Usually Almond Joy's got nuts .. Mounds don't! Not this time! Everything is all nuts, all the time!I try not to pick on models and women's appearance in general. This photo set, however, took me right...
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Totally Un-hinged Part II: Electric Bugaloo!
Time to haunt your dreams and nightmares once again! I just HAD to do a sequel!It helps if you've read the previous caption first. I can wait while you check that one out first! Otherwise you will have...
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The American Dream We Deserved! (Re)Born on the Bayou!
Third blog exclusive in a row! When my mind races, you get all the benefits, my dear readers!Honestly, I have no idea where the title came from. I have no idea what else to call it and I wanted to get...
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Who's Hotter Than Curry? Naan More than Wendy!
I know it can be bad Korma (heh) to use other cultures in captions, but I didn't think I would offend anyone!As KarenSue would say, "Is it possible for puns to get better? I thought they were, by...
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*UPDATE* Our Own Little Peyton Place! Trust Me, It's Pretty Dark Despite the...
Something about this picture just drew out a dark 1970's Southern Gothic story from a B movie!I don't have time to talk about this blog exclusive right now. I'll probably update it on Friday afternoon....
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The Return of .. The Sexy Girl Ninjas Blah Blah Blah!
Read the caption if you want to find out the rest. Sexy Girl Ninjas isn't enough for you?Well, I had forgotten all about this caption and felt it was worthy of a Saturday Night Repeat. It is a one note...
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Changing the Family Dynamic! One Mistaken Wish at a Time!
Sometimes there just happens to be a wish fairy floating around when you aren't expecting it ..which is why you should never "wish" something to happen accidentally!Well, at least I *think* happened. I...
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The Bestest Auntie His Wife Could Ever Be!
You'd think every girl has an auntie or big sister like her! Just didn't think he'd be married to her first!I think most girls have an older female in their life that helped shape their early...
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The Skin That You're In, Will Begin to Make You Sin!
.. you'll definitely be spending lots of time on your knees, so sin away! God doesn't mind!I hadn't made Foggy a caption on the Haven in quite some time. Wanted to make the wait worth it so hopefully...
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